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In fairness, West Ham fans also believe that the receding, chubby little no-mark Jarrod Bowen is worth upwards of £75m, so I wouldn't pay too much attention to your mate.

Why wouldn't he? Chelsea have a decent chance of top 4. They'll pay him well. He'll live in London. He gets to be a big part of a long-term project. And, more importantly, Liverpool and it's fanbase is full of cunts. Seems a decent choice to me.

This forum in a nutshell.

Time will tell. Their track record of signing 'world class' players in their late twenties/early thirties is awful.

He'll be another Van Persie, except he won't be enough to get them near to winning a title. Van Persie to the rags was the glorious first chapter of their transfer market ineptitude. A desperate roll of the dice that fucked them for years. Kane would be an equally short-sighted signing.

I really hope he's right. He'll be 31 by the start of next season. United will be stupid enough to offer him a 5 year deal and, as he'll command no transfer fee, they'll have to throw money at him to beat any 'competition' for his services. They'll probably be looking at 400-500k a week.

Career Prediction... 15 England caps by 19 years of age. Talked up as the reincarnation of Paulo Maldini. Sold to a Michael Carrick managed club for £30m aged 23. Retired by 30 after barely playing for a League 1 side.

Mumsnet and butter you say?

According to that picture, Richards 30's bonce has its own gravitational pull. Explains a lot.

Relatively few surprisingly, mate. The desperate-thirst-for shiny-toys brigade have dominated so far this year.

Haha. Thanks. He certainly seems like he likes a couple of glasses of wine with lunch.

My favourite ever review. Is it just me or is Dr Luft absolutely wankered during the interview about Paul Lake?

In fairness, I bought an avocado from Whole Foods last week and it cost $4!! Unbelievable. 99¢ at Target. Whole Foods can fuck themselves.

Spot on, mate. VVD is a myth. He hides against decent forwards, drops deep and starts pointing fingers at teammates for not closing down. Pep likes brave players. Gvardiol is brave. VVD is a coward.

He was raised in Tooting, South-London. His accent is typical for a person brought up in an area with a large population of Black British and Asian British inhabitants. His punditry is indeed dogshit, but perhaps we should stay away from lazy assumptions about his accent.

And what has Villa's spend won them? Fuck all. And 'mediocrity'? Really? You've got to be on the wind up.

Wonderful cinematography. Fabulous shots of the bush.