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Complete tool. Simples.

Bappy?

If a fuckwit shoots a fuckwit should we give an actual fuck?

Is that a fact?

Have you tried using a pair of pliers?

When you have fans who have been waiting years for a season ticket without success seeing away fans sitting in home fans seats and tickets available at extortionate prices through ticketing agencies there is clearly something wrong and it isn't being addressed.

When is he getting his new teeth fitted?

You have to feel sorry for the rats.

We are not a big club. We are a small club so this shouldn't be happening.

Playing a false 9 with inverted wingers will undoubtedly lead to the overthrow of the aristocracy.

Eleven passengers on the bus back to Gee Cross last night.

On Saturday I didn't use the Matchday Bus 2 (Gee Cross and Hyde) to get to the game as I got the train instead. I did use the bus for the return journey and there were only five passengers on board. Unless the bus is being heavily subsidised it must be losing a lot of money.

Norma Stitts

I have got two episodes left to watch. It would have been so much better in colour.

What if you say "You need to change you ****."

It was better when we had European weather. Brexit fucked that up.

If you did you would have Shorpe. I bet that's a shithole too.

Ken Dodd had a trial for Liverpool. Sorry, my mistake. He had a trial in Liverpool - for tax evasion.

Creatures that existed before mice?

There are no fans in the stadium at that time.