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The referee didn't see the Doku incident as a penalty. The VAR officials didn't see it as a penalty. Guess what? It wasn't a penalty and there is fuck all Klopp, Murphy and the entire sports media can do about it.

Don't worry about upsetting rational scousers. There aren't any.

What if Masters has a cunning plan?

I think we need a no child policy for two generations.

What if it's a war against highly infectious aliens?

Splatterface would be better.

Any idea how much he wants for his Grandmother?

It's not a bap, it's a barm.

And screw their brother's wife.

If you are thinking of getting a dog my advice would be to choose a black and white one. Then, if it gets lost you won't have to waste money printing out missing from home posters in colour.

Are you referring to Hanthony?

Yes. Better than Arsene. Keown wrote that Pep was the greatest ever.

The architect has only got one green felt tip pen.

There's a nice article in today's Mail Online Sports section today. Martin Keown praising Pep as the greatest manager of all time. It's not like Keown or the Mail to praise anything City related but it's definitely worth reading.

I'm never going to speak to him ever again.

To summarise, he's just a hairy handed irrelevant twat.

I hope Shearer is on MOTD tonight. A team of no marks, none of who can get into your team of the season, just beat your boyhood heroes. You were a good player but you're a fucking useless pundit.

Champions again, Ole The most popular song at the moment seems to be "Champions Again." These are the words: Champions Again, Ole Ole Champions Again, Ole Ole Champions Again Champions Again Champions Again, Ole Ole Repeat Repeat Repeat Repeat Fade.....and stop. With it only containing four...

And sun glasses.

If we don't win six trophies this year we are going backwards.