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More shocking for me has been Busquets A bit of a sad impersonation of his former self, looks all over the place.

Team USA need some help so they're bringing on Zack Morris

HAHAHA "I believe that we will win!"

He's just said "there's not many goals" Andros it's 0-0

What in the ever loving fuck is a "Superior Player of the Match"?

Mamelodi Sundown sounds like a degenerative cognitive condition

Absolutely hate half-time manager interviews. You have 15 minutes, why spend them talking into a microphone? Pretty sure most won't entertain it.

Nice bit of not-so-subtle "evening up" from the ref there.

Don't get me wrong, there's plenty of dross in this tournament. Pretty sure somebody is going to get absolutely hammered in a "oh this isn't very fun" kind of way. Auckland City play Bayern tomorrow - they don't have their full squad because some of them are part-time and couldn't get out of...

Cairo-based team in "they seem to handle the hot weather just fine" shocker

Ref cam looks a bit like those videos where they've attached a GoPro to a cat

The fawning over Messi is a bit ridiculous. You'd think he just played a 100 yard, raking, defence-splitting pass.... in reality he just gave possession away mate.

Being fair - I think if any team has earned the right to be here it's probably the 12 times African Champions League winners. Unless you want a closed shop where Africa and Asia is just ignored. Inter Miami should be nowhere near it though.

Baggio and Ronaldo in the stands look in better shape than half their team.

Inter Miami look bobbins here, if Al Ahly start taking their chances it might not even be close.

Isn't there a new rule being enforced in this tournament about keepers holding the ball?

Are they playing on a surface made of felt?

Wrong? I have been a practicing Muslim for the last week just in the hope that it may result in this specific outcome.

Would be funny if they suddenly played the Undertaker's music.

Think we should just scrap the opening ceremony bit going forwards lads. We can say we tried it. Didn't really work. No shame in calling it a day.