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Yep, he didn’t have a gun in his hand and he wasn’t shooting at a black man or a Mexican.

Nah, that’s Russia

Nah, group D

No, they’ll just be blown up.

Wild card entry for Trump’s favourite country.

Fuck this. Over to the Chase.

Or in his case the Jeff fixed it for me medal.

Sick bowl at the ready

Are you Jocky Wilson?

What’s that chump from Stoke singing?

I see Trump’s had a fresh coat of Cuprinol.

Might be worth watching for a game of Trump Bingo. Biden, Obama, stolen election, wars stopped, wars that never would have happened, Russia hoax plus lots of anecdotes where people call him sir.

The population density of the Sandringham estate will be significantly increasing in the next year. Not really relevant to the point being discussed but I thought I’d mention it.

You’re demonstrating your cluelessness about how businesses are run. The ones whose hours aren’t charged to contracts are those that provide all the functions that a business needs to enable its revenue earners to operate. Without them, customers don’t get invoiced, wages don’t get paid...

Reminder today that Putin thinks nothing of killing anyone he wants with the release of the outcome of the Dawn Sturgess enquiry which unequivocally makes Putin responsible for her murder as a result of the botched attempt on the life of Sergei Skripal in Salisbury. This is the **** that Trump...

I went to a do at the Willows around the time it was being shut down. Got absolutely ratarsed. Good night out though. How do you know what my nans food was like?

It wasn’t. It would have gone wide without the deflection.

Did we win second time round?

Seems Reform are doing everything they can to make the Tories electable by attracting the Tory deplorables. If Johnson and Mogg join them they’ll nearly have a full set.

They probably sell more coffee if the trials are longer.