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my mother was in hospital with pneumonia (she recovered btw) and i had driven up to see her one evening. on the way back, very late at night, i pulled into birch services for a pee, but my mind was awash with the situation and i overshot the slip road ending up in the lorry park. it really...

tears :)

we are. we have been proven to be so. do one.

has trafford been seriously linked with any other team? i haven't seen anything definitive. he's likely a much better fit for short passes. might mascara have phoned him and said hold your horses young man, or whatever the italian for that is?

get with the puns, matey. summat like... you should be more of a noble gas and not react :)

ore-some. steel yourself for heavy metal puns.

it's happening as well now during my session. like the damned thing is checking on me all the time. slowing down page-loading and everything. @Ric @Damocles can't you have a word with it? i'm a lot of things but #iamnotabot

re: the thread title... how many khaldoons are there?

meh. is it this or next monday? friday on my mind blah blah blah. you think that is confusing? let me tell you, never mind the day or even the month, where i live it is in fact the year 1447 by the hijri/islamic calendar. or, even more ridiculously, the year 2976 by the amazigh/berber...

great album and a great tour. the fire dances tour of 1983 was my favourite, but the what's this for? tour was really good. we did every date of it in april 1981, except when man city played ipswich away (we lost 1-0) and the gig was in middlesborough. we knew the band well and i distinctly...

mate, yep, it's a fucking railway station all day long and always has been. it's a station on a railway line. you cannot possibly have a station on a train. but, hold on, what's this... there was a time when to work for the bbc one had to be extremely well-versed in our language. not any more...

i have started to get this before logging in.

my arse

he may well have been mine.

as a very close comrade of mine used to say... you will be getting a visit later

groundbreaking. nuff said

doves without jimi is pointless. otherwise, what a well-organised and slickly-run event. a celebration rather than a sad farewell. well done to everyone involved in organising and coordinating it. smiles all round.

he was sew good for us. knotty by nature.

looked very unsure on his feet. hope he is okay.