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I took my gran back to Ireland to visit her birth place. We stayed in a local hotel and I got talking to a lady who worked there. I told her about...
My Mrs looked fitter back in the day.
The atmosphere at the match.
Is dropping it off then picking it up the next day and paying £200 for a good clean not fooking about ?
Being the first to walk on fresh snow and the noise it makes.
Edit - I thought he said climax
Was the guy who you was going to bottle, your mate (the one whos Mrs you shagged)? :-)
Jeremy Kyle shit that pal.
Tell us what you did and I'm sure you will receive well balanced comments.
Ashes to Ashes
I thought it was Vic Reeves at first glance.
I said weeks ago it has come to something when Durham talks more sense than the rest of them.
Possible Mercury poisoning- now things make sense. ;-)
Then someone dug up your previous online posts/twitter etc- would you survive the backlash? Who on here do you think would be fucked?
Do people actually dance to these tunes?
Wanking with the wrong hand.
The Boys II Men only takes you to the 'end of the road'.
What difference does it make?
Let it be
She loves you.
You just haven't earned it yet baby...so I'm going to stretch out and wait.
Even though you sound like a charming man, that joke isn't funny anymore.