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  1. J

    Calling fans in Highlands & Islands

    I once went to Smoo Cave near Durness on the northwest tip of Scotland and saw a huge pile of stones laid out to spell MCFC. Made my day!
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    Etihad Atmosphere - 2021/22

    Matron! wake up sober tomorrow and think long and hard about this post.
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    Etihad Atmosphere - 2021/22

    But somehow you’re a top poster on Bluemoon and twice as active as I am! Mmmmm I’m guessing you really can’t be arsed going anymore. Oh well, you missed a great trip at Leicester, two top days v Arse and Norwich not to mention tonight. And then there’s Southampton on Sat. Brilliant stuff! But...
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    Do You Buy Stuff You Dont Use

    I bought a pair of white slip-on ‘trapping’ shoes in 1987 for a lads holiday in Lloret de Mar. Wore them for one night and failed to trap off with any birds. They ended up in the bin that same night. I blame those shoes to this day - not the fact that I’m a long lanky ugly streak of piss.
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    Stuart Pearce in the new Stranglers video

    Great song! The unmistakable Stranglers sound is back. Love the video too
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    The Kippax

    Absolute 100% joy and a privilege to have been there for all of the matches since 1975 Every game that terrace had its humour and story. And then there was something going on on the pitch! Didn’t matter because we were there.
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    Coronavirus (2021) thread

    They’re the ones who you hope get it and get it bad. Give them and their families the fright of their lives and then ask them about the vaccine. We’ve got a few young female staff (no pics) at work who refuse to get vaccinated and yet they’re all into injecting their lips with whatever it is...
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    #2 | Kyle Walker - 2021/22 Performances

    He was either ill, injured or had something on his mind. Whatever it was he played like one of us at the weekend and looked below bang average. Hope he recovers soon.
  9. J

    New Kitchen advice

    Fit it yourself!
  10. J

    How many times have you been in love?

    Twice for your Mrs then. ;)
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    Etihad Campus, Stadium and Collar Site Development Thread

    If we’re serious about being world-class then let’s face it we need a better stadium. Real Madrid are doing it. The new Bernabéu will piss on Tottenham’s ground. Would love to see the Etihad transformed likewise and we can afford it so why not? Why doesn’t anybody ask the club/Khaldoon to do it...
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    Erling Haaland

    Chelsea will pay it. Him and Lukaku up front would be some powerful force.
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    Players lying down behind the wall on free kicks

    If I was running football I’d ban this practice. It seems ungentlemanly somehow.
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    Stupid little things that bug you

    Separating the top of a bin liner without licking your fingers- impossible!
  15. J

    Cycling to the Etihad

    Maybe cycle in normal clothes/shorts rather than cycling kit? No need to get changed. I’m sure every other cyclist you see at the game does this.
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    Survey re yesterday

    What is NFC? I assume you mean the mobile ticket?
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    Most annoying accent

    That fake gangsta accent adopted by young people mainly. Especially in London but sadly appears to be spreading. Nobody spoke like that in London about 15 years ago but now it seems that the majority of young kids are speaking with that twang especially in inner-city London. Clinton Morrison is...
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    Son has gone and broke his iPhone!!!

    The ticket office have had over a year of doing nowt to facilitate the trial of this new system. You’d have thought it would therefore have been rolled out flawlessly. Then you realise that this is City you’re talking about. Cups for cock ups!
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    21/22 Early Leavers

    Bang on. But you’re denying the human rights of the twats who have to be home for Strictly. Cunts.
  20. J

    Robot hoover: yes or no?

    We got a robot hoover with an Alexa voice. One morning she said she wasn’t going to hoover as she was poorly so I took her to the doctors and left her there. When I rang for an update the doctor said she was picking up nicely. I’m here all week.
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