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It's only wrong if you get caught
Because he enjoyed the last one so much :)
Or a threesome with Snorky and BMR
All the mods cocks by the sound of things.
It's enough to make a Shepherd throw down his crook and fuck his favorite lamb
It's enough to make a monkey bite its Mother
If your cock was as big as your mouth, you would be a porn star.
My mate used to say this when he saw a good looking girl." If she was my daughter I would still be bathing her ".
Thanks for your support mate.
Always have a City shirt on when I go out.
Blue and proud.
I'm 60 and look fuckin good in one.
Half the lies I tell are not true.
If you ever catch a cat asleep, piss in it's ear.
I'm a man of simple tastes mate.
Fizzy water, you know I'm off the ale :(
Not a wine drinker but a few years ago I used to like a glass or two of Hock
Have you got his car reg number ?
If you have just contact DVLA and tell them you are looking to buy this car and would like it's history.
Not had a drink since Easter and have changed my diet to toast for breakfast, couple of meat butties for dinner ( on brown whole meal bread ) and...
So they can all have sex
It looks like every team has been forgotten as the dippers are the only team ever to win anything.