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Growing up I had a really well off friend and I’d get invited to his parents summer and winter get togethers. Anyway one year I got speaking to an older woman who claimed to be Alan Pardew’s Mistress…. Apparently he has a huge piss fetish lol

He had our wingers looking like they were huffing jenkem all tournament. Thomas Tuchel? More like Thomas Südtor :’(

Score a goal and morph into Southgate ffs

FFFUUUUUCCCCKKKKKK

Mmmmbaye are you fat - Anthony “the Animal” Blundetto

As others have stated it’s basically impossible to pick a top 20, it could be a completely different selection this time tomorrow lol. Anyway I digress…In no particular order here are some tracks I enjoy :) The Gambler - Kenny Rodgers Free Fallin’ - Tom Petty Mayonnaise - The Smashing Pumpkins...

Who does he think he is?! That’s a young child! Not a coat rack! ;)

Piss of! ;)

Idk why but he’s always reminded me of like a cartoon mouse that’s dressed up as one of the three musketeers…. Also he must be getting on a bit now? lol

Nah it was a spokesman from the soft drink company ;)

Scrolling down and seeing this word pop out had me thinking it was some new German player I hadn’t heard of lol

“I relegated your Mum last night” would have shut them up

I kinda want to see him rip off his top revealing a Falklands island t shirt if we win. Feel like they always cry about the Malvinas but we never respond!

It certainly was!!

I’d ban that shit stirring Gabriel Clark from interviewing any member of the England team/squad. Little weasel of a thing!

It just isn’t really good enough is it? Lol

All on Pickford that. Fuckin shocking

Madueke isn’t fit to wear a headband

It would be soooo England for us to get slapped up by Norway. Still haven’t forgotten the Iceland debacle lol

Same shit. Different toilet.