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Has to be close.

Give me an idea.

Yes and no, for me. Sometimes it might be better to switch off. Not that this is possible.

Just asking. It's not like betting against City and actually wanting to win the money, is it?

Fancy pretending to be a blue, the lying Rag. No doubt, he's afraid to admit he supports a team full of fraudulent, pouting children and preening clack wankers, all of whom are shite at football, belong in a pub team and whose manager looks like he would be happier manning the tills at Asda than...

Monkey brains, probably.

I like cycling, but at 58, I'm past all that pedalling up hill shit. Do you have an electric bike? I just want to cycle on the flat and glide downhill but sod the uphill stuff. If you do have one, what model is it and do you recommend it or is it a bit of a novelty thing that ends up gathering...

Mine is "lightweight". Your's doesn't have to be different. It could even be sweary. I resisted that but only just.

.... And if so, how would you go about it?

.... and why?

My husband did £1200 worth of damage to the car last night hitting a bollard at 2mph whilst trying to park. He forgot to turn his headlights on. Does he deserve to live?

What is your most ridiculous fear?

So I asked Alexa earlier who the CL winners 2023 are. She said Madrid. So I asked her again and she said Chelsea. So then I asked her who won the Treble in 22/23 and she said Manchester United. She is a hideous Rag bitch and I have stamped on her and chucked her out the window. Go and, try it...

All this talk of who of the Manchester team and the Trafford Treble team was the better (it's City) and all the talk of history. Why don't we ever hear about City being the ONLY ever winner of the domestic Treble? So who, in historical terms, has the better Treble history, City or Trafford. Have...

Do you have a song you associate with the the rise of our great club. 1. She Bangs The Drum 2. Size of a Cow (Are you Laughing Now) Like a Rolling Stine (Bob Dylan). The mods are going move this to the music thread, innit? But the players wouldn't be very good if they did.

That's me and Leicester City, that is. Don't like them, Yet I can't recall them giving me any particular reason beyond just not actually liking them. Who are your baseless pet hate clubs?

Let us keep calm. Beat Madrid. Win one more Prem game. Put Utd in the bin. Beat Milan. Not impossible but not exactly a given ... except for the Prem triple. Not afraid to say I think that's in the bag. What a beautiful, beautiful day. And big up to Brighton, you little belters.

Is it evil to bet on City to lose a big match or is money no compensation? I am scared. But I know people who do it. Money is the root of all evil, though, so I'm not doing it. But I think Arsenal are 5-1 to win, which seems generous odds to me. Don't care. Not doing it. Who admits they have? Or...

Do I stop being a chicken; buy a lawn mower; watch a You Tube video and risk scalping the thing. Or do do I hire a new Gardner? Advice from anyone who learnt how to garden a bit later in life would be much appreciated. Unless you trashed it all.