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After 55 years I’ve not dropped a turkey, pissed anyone off or been a ****, merry Christmas blues

I’m going to have to change my bathroom to a wet room when I get out of hospital, anyone who’s done this can recommend a contractor etc... any info would be appreciated.

Was the title suggests got out of hospital yesterday after breaking my shoulder and rupturing the ligaments in my knee, so they shipped me off to a care home for recovery, on top of that I’m missing the match tomorrow properly pissed off

Not for me I’m more than happy was asked the question and just be yourself didn’t work

I’ve not been to the barbers for over 40 years, growing my hair a bit and don’t think I can get away with doing it myself what do they charge £10/£15 ?

Would you chat it for going to the pub with your mates ? I wouldn’t btw

Is there so mathematical formula on proportion I’ve never understood it, I know most posters on here are Brad Pitt look a likes, I’m not, but why ?

I avoided calling it a piss up, summer is round the corner and the pubs are reopening, as a legacy fan could a super fan invite me ?

There’s a few foodies on here, I’m going for a fresh crab, smoked trout and asparagus quiche to start followed by roast turbot in a butter sauce, but I’m open to suggestions.

Would you take it when it becomes available ?

It’s been a long time without seeing a few people

I stopped shaving when the lockdown came in, I’ve never had a beard do I need to invest in some hippie style beard oil, get some just for men beard and moustache for the odd grey hair (that’s all of it) to avoid the captain birds eye look or leave well alone letting nature take its course so...

Or is my phone fucked ?

You can count punk as whatever you think is, I’m having a solitary debate with myself so see if you can push me in one direction or another, no there wasn’t a euphemism in the post you fucking perverts. @idahoblues this wasn’t a like promo, just got some Iggy Pop on and made me think, before you...

Anywhere in Manchester do them ? One of my mates was asking, Moose sprang to mind @Barcon don’t get excited it’s a restaurant, cheers

Went for lunch with a neighbour this afternoon, she came out with “all whiskey tastes the same” I proved her wrong but sleeping on my sofa feels vey appealing, who the fuck thinks they taste the same ?

Probably one for @Damocles, been thinking about moons orbiting planets, was always told to go back to first principles, I’ve never thought of this.

When do they get announced ? I’m trying look at holidays.

Fucking hard isn’t it

I should be getting into Burnley about 11:30 where’s everyone drinking.