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Next doors car was nicked from outside the house the other night/morning and fuck knows how they did it without getting caught. Fiat 500 and looks like it was dragged sideways first. THe car is 10 yards away from our bedroom windows, every house has dogs and not one of em made a sound. The...

WTF are these and wh does bluemoon want me to enable them?

What a load of fucking about it is. Bought a ticket for a gig at coop in June. Add-ons to ticket price were booking fee, facility fee (new one on me) and transaction fee. Then dowload the coop app to get ticket. Did that, still no ticket. Download ticketmaster app, which seems simle right...

Got wife's mother, fatha brother and wife up this weekend. They never shut up. I'm staying away as long as poss tonight and tomorrow. If they've not fucked off by 10 on Sunday I'm booting em out. And they'll order loads of food I'll have to pay for cos they 'have no cash, again.

Long shot but ill ask anyway; Need 1 for this gig in May.

Not looking forward to today at all. Taking mrs for second breast cancer tests this morning after the hospital called her in last week. She's in a bit of a state given her other health issues. If the tests are positive she's not going to have any treatment. She sees that as a 'way out' from the...

I'm sat in a boozer that always had good tunes as background music. New landlady today and it's tv quiz on all telly's and fucking queen blasting out. BASTARDS.

What would you do with it if you were a family with a mortgage?

Towards the end of last season my wife said i became a different person. With a 6 weeks to go i was fully invested in the footy. Nothing else was entering my head and i was uptight, nervous and on edge. I even forgot to pick kids up from schoo the week before the cup final. This year i have...

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Last night I counted 10 programs across the tv guide at 10pm showing real life Murder cases and psycho killers. Now i like the odd doc' about your bonafide serial killer but fuck me it's getting beyond a joke now. Other channels not showing heinous crimes had standard shit like police chases...

Got prime today and the bonus is they show all the games from tomorrow and another raft from boxing day. 8.99 well spent

Got a letter from the council today saying we qualify for lots of energy funding grant stuff including a new boiler. Anyone taken advantage of this scheme? Looks pretty legit but the cynic in me says there must be a catch.

After 3 weeks of pissing around i finally got Sky telly. Had 3 visits from different workers putting boxes and wires and dishes everywhere. At one point they'd put a nine foot pole on the front of my house and still no telly. 2 weeks on phone and internet and they finally sent me a little plug...

After a long and beautiful relationship, me and my bath are going our separate ways today. Ten stress free years and hours of fun sloshing around together has took its toll and it's being traded in for a young, sexy walk-in shower. I'll miss our quiet and reflective moments, the way it caressed...

If i get a pensioners ticket via 'friends and family' does it have to be changed to non-pensioner? It's a season ticket.

Left my phone on a bench earlier. Went back 5 minutes later and gone. Rung out and now turned off so some fuckers keeping it. It's worth nowt as a phone bt priceless with contacts and pics. Was also worried about e-mail/google pay/access as phone isn't locked. I'd just took the top off my first...

What the fucking fuck is this.. Channel 4 now Just fucking wow Brexit benefit apparently Pays the bills..