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I hope City get some kudos from this, if Peter Swales hadn't named the road going past our ground after Turing when he built the new stadium, the nation wouldn't even know who Alan Turing is. RIP Alan Turing, genius & hero.

The only thing that would have made me watch that Tax Thieving C*nt Barlow is if he stood on a landmine. The brass-neck on this dull bastard... he cheats the tax and probably wonders why there's no proper kit for soldiers. Then to add insult, they have to put up with listening to the twat...

Haahaha, cheers mate, I'm always happy to share.

Isn't it about time the dibble started nicking Lords, MPs and members of Royalty instead of just picking off the low hanging fruit like this bellend, Fred the c*nting weather-twat? The media need to stop protecting the establishment and go after them. As for Fred, I'd shoot the fucker just for...

Cheers mate, I just thought I'd re-introduce myself with a thoughtful and considered post, not been on for a while - hope you're well.

Aah fuck him and his shit stained shorts.

I'm going to take a shit in the park to celebrate our Indian Summer.

If you've got shin splints, don't wear sandals or flipflops. That is all.

The Clash. A brilliant brilliant band. Astoundly good.

After signing Jesus, it appears from those ITK that City are on the verge of signing Moses.

If I can make a suggestion, howabout we refer to him as "NWA" (Never Won Anything)? "Straight outta Everton bad muthafucka called Moyzee... etc etc..."

Been in Brittany all week, 5 sunny days, 1 rainy. No complaints here.

Pints of Stella on the St Malo >> Portsmouth ferry reading yesterday's Mirror.

A school boy error on my part, I humbly apologise. (hangs head and cracks a beer open).

This has been my favourite ever thread on Bluemoon, one with very very few disagreements, no religion, no politics, no race issues - just one common goal. Expose Irani for the cock he is and get rid of the lying plastic free-loading twat. And it worked! It bloody well worked. Loads of funny...

Nice one, I'm gonna do this, get down there a bit earlier, have a mooch, see the Mary Rose etc. I'm sure one of the pubs suggested was on "Britain's Toughest Pubs", so I'll pop in there to see if there's a meat raffle. Thanks for your suggestions everyone, what do you want from Duty-Free?

Cheers for the tips. I'll have a look at these later. I've left everything last minute and got dead busy with work.

Heading off to France on Saturday, getting the boat from Portsmouth about 8pm. So I want somewhere to stop for a bite to eat with the wife and kids about an hours drive from Portsmouth. Nothing fancy, a family pub off a motorway junction, a Chiquitos or Frankie & Benny... that sort of thing...

To add insult to injury, let it be The Moose.

He just read a tweet out "First Fergie, then Beckham... now Ronnie" Hahahahaha, the whopper's still at it. Get your stuff Ronnie and fuck off forever.