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That was a brilliant result..and for that **** to miss the penalty was even better!!! I was in a pub full of those twats. They are insufferable.

I went last night and it was brilliant… some of the fans and songs were a bit boring.

Is Henderson only in the team for moral? Bowen, Maguire, Shaw, Wharton should be in.

You seem to be a bit bitter for some reason

I went into a shop and asked “Have you got any bulldog clips?” The shopkeeper replied “No, but I’ve got a nice video of a Jack Russell”.

In the next James Bond film, two of Bond's old enemies are to be amalgamated into one super-baddie. Blofeld and Oddjob are to be combined into a villain called.........Oddfeld

So when Keir goes who can we look forward to? Ed fucking Miliband!!!

Leg over. Bunk up Bit of the other How’s your father

I think he started really well but might have tailed off a bit. But given the coaching and the players around him it’s not surprising.

Btw I sincerely hope City win the Premier and the treble

This Leicester team is the worst I’ve known in over 50 years. They’re diabolical and being paid countless millions of pounds. We even might go into administration. The owners and hierarchy simply don’t care and have given bang average players salaries that are unsustainable. Last season the...

Don’t come running to me with a broken leg I’m going to see a man about a dog

Robert Di Niro is to play Harold Shipman in his latest film. It’s to be called The Old Dear Hunter.

The club I was drinking in even the Chelsea fans wanted them to lose!!! Obviously they didn’t want the gooners winning the premier.

People talking about protecting the Straits of Hormuz. What about the gays of Hormuz??

A great day for City. I’m so pleased that the gooners didn’t want to win the FA cup

I’m delighted for all you City fans!!

My wife and I viewed a maisonette about 30 years ago… the place wasn’t bad but the seller had a massive bogey hanging out of his nose. We of course didn’t proceed with buying it.

Delighted you won!! I was in a social club with lots of gooners. Great result and you dominated the game!! And tomorrow with other gooner twats at work

I don’t remember them being disgusted about the Suárez incident. In fact they all supported him!!