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Multiple cameo appearances, in and around international breaks. No starts and seemingly not even in contention to start. Something isn’t right.

His decision making needs serious work. Passes when he should shoot. Shoots when he should pass. There is a player there but at the moment he is yet another winger who promises lots but delivers very little…like the rest of um.

Unfortunately that is on Cancelo. If he wasn’t such a mard-arse, he could still be at the club.

Another perspective would be that he came into a top side and rode on the coattails of others. Now the rest of the side isn’t good enough to carry him, he is showing exactly what he is…bang average.

Still finished.

Another week, another nothing performance. Groundhog Day…18 months and counting.

That last goal is fucking embarrassing. He still sets up on 1v1s like he did 5 years ago, when he could run. His ego is writing cheques that his body can’t cash.

He wouldn’t last 5 mins in the Championship. There can’t have been a single person at the club, that was happier than Rico to hear Pep had signed an extension. No other manager would wear Rico week in, week out. He’s bang average at the things some on here think he is good at and absolutely...

He looks like he’s given up to me.

That from Kyle Walker, might just be the worst bit of defending I have ever seen. WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK.

I’ve never seen him play well against anyone but us. Every time, we make him look good.

There’s no doubting we have been absolute shite today but we’ve made more clearcut chances today than we’ve probably done all season. Finishing has been woeful.

That header from Walker. It’s almost comical.

KDB has done more in 5 mins than Gundo, Bernie and Rico have done all season.

Someone gimme a shout when Bernie nexts does something of note.

WTF is Kyle Walker?

Absolutely love Haaland but not sure I’ve ever seen a guy mistime jumps for headers so often.

That’s him sprinting.

Honestly, this is a fucking joke. Midfield and defence have got lead in their boots. None of them can fucking move. How have we ended up like this?

Headless chickens can move.