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In my day all we had was the tea towel to figure out if we were gay or not. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/18/san-diego-students-gay-test-suspended-_n_1606007.html" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/06/1 ...

Is it the most annoying trait in the female psyche? They actually do not give a fuck who is asleep or dozing, it's almost as if they want everyone else to know that they are up and about and slamming doors. Also they shout on the phone. If you can tell me anything more annoying that they do I...

Has apparently died so he has obviously headed home. Best wishes to him and his family. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/18352148?utm_source=www.sports-index.co.uk&utm_medium=twitter" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...

BBC4 at 10 pm tonight, a must see. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-aVtKEhpO0

Is that fireworks I can hear, or are we actually being bombed?

Fucking hell, I had to run some 'errands' around and about, have you seen the amount of fit birds there are? Sweet Jesus, it's like they all get hidden away until the temperature broaches 25 degrees. I looked at a bird before and she gave me a smile, I had to sit down she was that fit. This...

Has died. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18140862" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-18140862</a>

Has anyone been watching it? At last a sketch show that is actually funny. Banksy is brilliant and the French fly trainer is borderline genius. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.channel4.com/programmes/cardinal-burns/4od#3339394" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...

This is our Cup Final. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jRDUdGu8sz4

Gaffer tape.

I'm not sure I can top that, but I've had quite bad stingy ring and also Achy Ball Syndrome.

It's his birthday on Sunday. Let's make it a day to remember eh, blues?

How the fuck has Cher Lloyd come in at 25 and our Michelle at 26? As for that skank at number 1, it's a fucking swizz. 100. Franziska Klein 99. Taylor Swift 98. Jessica Findlay Brown 97. Kate Garraway 96. Helen Skelton 95. Irina Shayk 94. Rita Ora 93. Alexandra Breckenridge 92. Florrie...

Highlights: The little kid naming all the players as they arrive Sergio's smile *swoon* The Goat The buffet arriving Us winning Diego Maradona <a class="postlink" href="http://www.mcfc.co.uk/citytv/Features/2012/April/Manchester-City-v-Manchester-Utd-tunnel-cam"...

Who would be your number one candidate for a Soapy Tit Wank? Top of my Tit Parade at the moment is Holly Willoughby, although Kate Upton would do a job. I've found some pictures of them, please feel free to add your own.

Further to my recent flu-related predicament, the anti-pun brigade and the current topic trending on the twitter, I thought it might be fun to name some porn/wanking alternatives to Hollywood blockbusters. I'll start: The Squirt Locker Scrotal Recoil

I am aware of the current crack down on certain risque topics, so I'm going to be careful here. I don't live with my bird, but she spends an inordinate amount of time here pecking my head. Don't get me wrong, I enjoy her company and we get on well, but I do feel a sense of relief when she...

Uh-oh. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17810479" onclick="window.open(this.href);return false;">http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-17810479</a>

Has this kind of thing been banned or are we allowed to show covered women's bits?

I wonder why they've suddenly come up with the idea of 20? And look, Cantona is top of the list. "Most Memorable Quote"? It's a wankfest. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/0/football/17734402?utm_source=www.sports-index.co.uk&utm_medium=twitter"...