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after every match,win lose or draw if the team doesn't produce perfection we get whinging, 3-3 away to real madrid with a winnable home game to come isn't good enough for some, the match day thread is a fucking disgrace. these players aren't fucking robots, we could of excused them if they were...

im a manager for rent a clown, some clown(see what i did their) has given 3 months notice when we only require 1 month, he knew he would get put on garden leave as soon as he put his notice in and is trying it on, he wont be a big loss as his general clown work is shoddy and very unfunny, as for...

I work at the airport ,today I had to secure some dangerous goods into the forward hold, as I was securing it I had a feeling something was watching me, I shit a brick haha, wtf is that doing on an aircraft from Switzerland , one of the lads was trying to make it jump on me by banging on the...

sorry another music thread i've started running( very slowly), i'm going to put a playlist together,i like all sorts of different genres of music,although i'm more into louder heavier guitar band sounds. most of my runs are early in the morning,so i want to start my day off nice and chilled...

some screamers, and hopefully a few more to add after saturday

35 today, god bless him 93:20

do you need some help @Colin Bells Holdall

i was in stockport this morning to sort out my new phone,whilst i was in stockport i popped into boots to get a new cloth and wipes for my specs, whilst i was in the queue waiting to be served a young lady who had a baby was at the till,and i could see she didn't have enough money to pay for her...

(its on topic mods ,just give me a minute) you know that sinking feeling you get when you've been pissed out of your head at the works party, fuck me what did i do yesterday , i can't remember ,hope i didn't make a twat of myself.... changing the subject good morning @simon23 :)

one of the greatest songs of all time, if not what is ,in your opinion ?

-8 this morning ffs . i have to get up early for work ,usually in the car for 3.50 am , on these cold and frosty mornings it obviously means i have to get into the car earlier to defrost, who can tell me the quickest and best way to defrost my car, i tried the ziplock bag of warm water , it...

robbed an old banger yesterday, the silly fucker didnt lock his car, obviously a pro tog, i usually go for VAG cars ,but you cant look a gift horse in the mouth, anyway im sell all the camera stuff labelled @Nethermoor , also for sale from the car boot sale(see what i did there) an old crusty...

Daughter went for an eye test yesterday, wife was going so the daughter thought ill have a check up whilst i'm there, they found swelling on her optic nerve, had to go to steppinghill hospital straight away, she had a CT scan on her brain,thankfully they found nothing, she then had to have...

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my daughter moved into her flat,she did a quote with octopus who said it would be £43 a month, however when she got her bill it was £300, six times the amount, she lives on her own ,is very careful,out all day at work and spends time at weekend at our house, can anyone give me some advice as to...

Hello all, today I had a small bump at work, it's the rules we get tested for drugs or alcohol, I've tested positive for amphetamine, this is the second time I've tested positive for amphetamine, they get a company to come and retest and the sample (saliva) goes to a laboratory, last time they...

Sorry if there is already a thread, On the city youtu.be they have four videos up,(upto 2 of 4)about scouting, not just for city players but also for the rest of the city group, pretty interesting stuff worth a watch

just got a new laptop, its has google chrome not windows, when i made a spelling mistake it would get underlined i could press the right click and it would give me the correct spelling, i cant seem to do it on chrome, what button should i use to alter my spelling :) not just smelling, my...

We should sign this lad, he would fit right in with our new signing kayky :) Credit @kris_musampa

How Guardiola Tactically Out-classed Mourinho | Man City vs Tottenham 3-0 | Tactical Analysis - YouTube have a watch of the above video, its a video of how we move, how we play, when we move and why we move, the guy who does these videos has loads and they are really interesting and insightful...