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You could say we're the new Rome....

On the way to and from work? A good idea? Could maybe stop Muslims with bombs sellotaped inside their anuses? If you've nothing to hide, you've surely not got a reasonable or logical reason to oppose having another man's thick fingers roughly rummaging inside of your arsehole? 9/11...

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Merkage would ensue, bro. -- Wed Jan 09, 2013 11:05 am --

I'm a dolphin, I just don't live in the sea.

Why when you watch films are black people in them? Is it because they're sneaking onto the set then demanding roles at gunpoint? Or is it because we need to cast them in the name of political correctness? Why was Eddie Murphy a clump and not Liam Neeson? Why is Will Smith black but Owen...

Today, we'll be rolling like this casa TMQ, join me. Are you ready for me, to make you come alive? Are you ready for me, to make u wet inside girl? Are you ready for me, to make your juices overflow? Are you ready for me, gotta let you know, I'm gonna wreck your show...

Earlier this evening, whilst sat cross legged and contemplative, I found myself thinking incredibly vivid thoughts. Initially I suspected these thoughts were part of a lucid dream or perhaps a hangover from some pill cut with pig shit or something like that but it soon became apparent that my...

I fell in love today.

On a scale of 1-10 The most degrading thing you've done The most morally corrupt thing you've done Let's see who the fuckers are.

Just a quick question, a female friend of mine met some guy recently and has been chatting to him online, apparently today he got pretty heavy with her and is now trying to blackmail her, more or less, claiming he knows her 'IP Stamp'. She's calling on me as I'm the 'geekiest' person she...

Which girl would provide you with a better, easy, happier life; a girl who's much better looking than you or a girl who could probably never ever get better than you, a girl who's less attractive than you? This is a general question and does not pertain to my personal life in any way, shape or...

I don't know the details but apparently he's having a knife in his penis today. Stay strong, brother. Peace and Love.

Who very rarely goes on the 'transfer forum'? It's a scary sub forum of sub posters with sub opinions. It's the bleeding, mauled, gaping anus of Bluemoon. If this thread gets 200 replies, I'll let you all in on a secret though and it's a black one.

Cheesy - Ex army, hopefully willing to wear the uniform in bed, kisses page 3 girls. Possibly smells of cheese. Damocles - Sensitive yet firm, bit of a computer geek. Possibly capable of murder. He might want you to play Star Wars roleplaying games before, during or after sex. Shady - He can...

Who wants some?

My estranged girl is returning to her well endowed, yet sensitive and caring, lover next week! Time for my sex theme to get an airing. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xawUTpD_VZM

I just installed google chrome ad blocker as I watch a lot, perhaps an unhealthy amount, of US TV online. Since I like Damocles, he's definitely one the 12 disciples, I've disabled it for BM purposes and just spent a few mins clicking on the Ad's on here in order to create some revenue. Now...

Got pissed on my own by accident. Who wants some? I'm handy!

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