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    Joke thread

    I'd like to thank everyone who took the time to help me to understand the definition of the word multitude. It means a lot.
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    Joke thread

    I went to the disco last night and the DJ kept playing "House of Fun" over and over again. I thought to myself "this is madness".
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    Joke thread

    This comes from an old calypso song from 1943 Shame and Scandel. I remember it from my childhood in the 60s when we lived in the Caribbean. <a class="postlink" href="http://www.traditionalmusic.co.uk/song-midis/Shame_and_Scandal.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...
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    Joke thread

    My wife came home early and caught me wanking over an optical illusion I told her "it's not what it looks like".
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    Joke thread

    The wife was nagging me for ages to put a shelf up in the front room, but as I am shit at DIY I thought that I should get some advice. So I went to the library and asked the woman there, " do you have any books on shelves?". She just laughed at me.
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    Joke thread

    I was sat in the pub the other night and the DJ kept playing House of Fun over and over again and I thought to myself "this is madness"
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    Joke thread

    Tonights Self Harmers anonymous group has had to be cancelled due to staff cuts.
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    Joke thread

    When I heard about the bombings at the marathon I had a feel of anger, and when I learnt that it was Boston it was more than a feeling
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    Small things that drive you round the effin twist

    And people who write could of or should of instead of could have or should have.
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    Small things that drive you round the effin twist

    People that say effin, drives me round the fucking twist.
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    Small things that drive you round the effin twist

    Walking in town it is always me who has to move out of the way for people walking the other way. Mini roundabouts, why does nobody except me understand how to use them? People who walk round the supermarket eating food that they have not paid for yet. Standing at the bar waiting to be served...
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    Bluemoon Champion Tipser Day 4 selections. Table

    1:30 Somemothersdohavem 2:05 Midnight Game 2:40 Utopie Des Bordes 3:20 Sir Des Champs 4:00 Tricky Trickster Did You Carry over the race from Tuesday which ran yesterday. (Big Shu won) Also I seem to have disappeared from the updated table.
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    Bluemoon Champion Tipser Day 3 selections. Table tomorrow.

    1:30 Third Intention 2:05 Sam Winner 2:40 Menorah 3:20 Get Me Out Of Here 4:00 Sweet My Lord
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    Cheltenham Tipser Table and Day 2 selections.

    1:30 Rival D'Estruval 2:05 Taquin Du Seuil 2:40 Hadrians Approach 3:20 Sizing Europs 4:00 Sadlers Risk
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    Cheltenham Tipser 2013 Day 1

    1:30 Cheltenian 2:05 Arvika Ligeonniere 2:40 Poole Master 3:20 Zarkandar 4:00 Big Shu
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    Joke thread

    Last night I asked the wife if she would masterbate with some fruit. She went fucking bananas.
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    St Petersburg restaurant, Manchester

    How did it go?
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    St Petersburg restaurant, Manchester

    Sackville St.
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    St Petersburg restaurant, Manchester

    Me and the wife go there regularly and always enjoy the meal and the service has always been excellent.We went with a groupon voucher at first but now use their own vouchers(£10 off). The last time we went I couldn't stop gawping at the female singer, she was extremely buxom!!!
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    Joke thread

    Always remember, the urge to sing "The lion sleeps tonight" is only a whim away. A whim away, a whim away ,a whim away.

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