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So people cease to be human once they have been convicted of a crime? Even the innocent? What do they become pray tell, minerals? battenberg?

Keep your ladies hands off our cocks!

The wife and I were once having a look around York Minster and there was a very pretty girl working there. I whispered to the wife 'my word, she's a pretty girl', but the magnificent acoustics of Britain's finest cathedral caused that innocent whisper to become magnified to Brian Blessed...

Bummed, yes, senseless, no! It was all a bit of an anti-climax :(

Don't remember him saying anything like this about Gary Speed, in fact I'll wager he said it was a tragedy and a deeply sad event! Can't say I'm particularly outraged by his comments though, they're just not really appropriate for a sports radio program. I'm sure the drunken fool thinks he's...

You said I could film it!

I am genuinely looking forward to this, the man can do no wrong in my eyes!

Yes, believe it or not, he's tee total. I've always quite liked Bob Mills.

I'm going fetters, I've even dug out a pair of leather trousers from my Goth days! I reckon this weekend could go one of two ways. 1 I have the time of my life with a rubber clad nymphet, before arriving at the Waldorf on Sunday afternoon, walking with a limp, to watch City be crowned...

'Animal Farm' George Orwell.

Was that the game where we dropped Weaver for Nash and the first thing Nash had to do was pick the ball out of the net four times? Nothing he could do about any of the goals mind. I felt bad for the handsome devil!

WE ARE ALL GOING TO THE CROWN!!!!! But don't tell anyone else!

I was planning on the Waldorf but it's going to be packed, plus I will have the wife with me, so does anyone know somewhere a little bit more genteel and upmarket, that's likely to be showing the match?

They were better when they were psychedelic man! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3D4YYI8G5EM On a side note, look at the keyboard play at 0.54, that lads a fucking psychopath!

It was hand written and delivered by hand to my door though johnny! To be honest I do suspect a trap, but gonna go anyway on the off chance of being fellated by someone in a cat woman outfit.

Hmmm. Well I think I will sleep on it and decide what to do nearer the time. Come on City!!!!

No probs mate, I wasn't offended. Probably should have put a smiley face after that post. (not that I'm glad she's dead or anything).

You just know Damo gets a massive hard on when he types 'Global Announcement' !

OK Jim, upon my word as a Gentleman, a Cellarite, and a massive perv, I will do this, and consequences can go to the Devil!<br /><br />-- Wed May 07, 2014 4:15 pm --<br /><br /> Her mums dead, so unless they're into some full on Savile type stuff at this place, I doubt it's from her. A few...

I've been wondering about that. The only mask like thing I have is a balaclava, but it's probably bad form to turn up to a fetish club dressed as a member of the IRA. If it is all a big joke and I turn up, not only does it show I'm an untrustworthy and underhand swine for sneaking off to...