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My thoughts exactly.

It crashed into the Pearly Gates earlier this morning. St. Peter was fuming.

Finishing where they did was courtesy of our blinkered officials, that's all. They did not get there on merit. So I look forward to the new season secure in the knowledge that they will struggle, again.

I think there is definitely favouritism shown towards certain clubs, yes. Primarily the rags. Occasionally the dippers, and this season most certainly the Tarquins, 100%. I believe we get the majority of decisions going against us because we're not owned by Yanks and we have this 115 charges...

Same as me. The 1970 cup final. Osgood's diving header. I was 13 and we were allowed to stay up to watch the midweek replay even though we had school the next day.

Oh, please! Please, please make it happen!

I like that picture. Sheer misery etched on their hideously deformed faces, all of them. I might use it as my wallpaper picture.

I'm a dedicated pisshead, passed exams and everything. I am nowhere near as bad as I was, but even now, I still enjoy the quiet bathtub-full when I'm out at night. I know, everybody says moderation in everything, but I can't do that. I'm either all-in or I don't touch a drop. Brazil pushed...

His dad was a terrific bloke. Saw him do an acoustic version of 'Oliver's Army' once (his own son's big hit), and it was brilliant! So different from the original.

Yep. Webb and company know their beloved rags have been away from the top table for far too long, so now, with a good ol' former rag in charge (and the dippers and the Tarquins having been sufficiently fed and watered), the banquet can begin in earnest. We'll see utterly bizarre and downright...

He's yet another one of those players who has the sort of face you could never tire of rearranging with a jackhammer.

That proves what a disgusting team Lego has turned them into. The constant time-wasting, the niggly fouls, the dark arts brought out into the open - and they still failed. If we see something similar from them next season, be prepared for fans to kick off big time, both in and outside of the...

I thought they'd accumulated an assortment of mind-blowing debts since the Glazers takeover (courtesy of a certain foul-mouthed, bullying dictator from north of the border). Have I imagined it? Because somehow or other, they are still spending millions and millions of pounds they simply don't...

And Maureen's back.

The only people who would watch are other fans of the club.He knows by posting this sort of biased claptrap that other gooners will nod their heads in agreement, click the 'like' button, and make the poster feel he has contributed something worthy of adulation. Preaching to the converted, Not...

All joking aside, there are obviously some decent gooner fans around (somewhere!), and they must be livid by what Arteta's done to their club. After all, it's the fans who are left to try and justify what happened the other night. It's hard enough for them looking for excuses to validate the...

I've just seen the Cundy/Agbonlahor clip. I didn't think they were OTT, I think they went easy on the cunts - too easy. If your team is basically given a free run to the finals of such a prestigious sporting competition (well, at least it used to be!), and you deliver that sort of performance...

He was less than complimentary about us when he left, and he seemed to go out of his way to cause serious damage to his former teammates whenever he played against us, so fuck him.

Afraid of what? Making us fall asleep watching Arteta's soporific style of football? Fainting in shock when we actually see Saka in an upright position? Or shaving, then growing a beard while you take a throw-in?

I went down to see my son's rock band playing on the pier yesterday: nice sunshine, huge crowd, open air, etc. The previous night, they'd shown the Final on one of those big screens, and everybody was telling me how, when that wanker's penalty embarked on a collision course with the...