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Re: Gooners Board / Ade I can see my sense of humour is indeed, sadly lacking in comparison to yours.

Re: Gooners Board / Ade No, no one threw a banana last time my good man. This an assumption that sadly, continues solely on this board. What's with calling me racist? Are you upset because I don't have 12 fingers?

Well, out of the 26 reserve players - 16 are English. Out of the 20 U18's, 16 are British. Local boys feature heavily. I would create you a pie-chart, to make the understanding of it easier for you. Dropping the need for double digit numbers. But I'm worried that you'd eat it.

Re: Gooners Board / Ade Well, this is a most unfortunate end to my career here. Goodbye cruel world!

Sure, we've kidnapped and sold on a few kids in our time - only releasing their family's from the 'Chamber of Torment' where they have to watch that rank bastard and all round horrible **** Drogba slapping in another 10,000 goals against our team of circus migits over and over again. But then...

You've taken it to a new level insulting the quality of our air you ruthless swine! I have been to Manchester once, it was there I learned the Mancunian word for salad, was 'Chips'.

Re: Gooners Board / Ade No one is going to throw a banana.

Re: Gooners Board / Ade I doubt they're planning anything, because no one gives a shit about Adebayor. It's also hilarious calling them 'racists'.

Perhaps you are right to mock us, however our corporate boxes generate an income comparable to that of the entire African Continent. Which we then cunningly use to purchase thousands of 11 year old boys, who fuck off to some cunts with money when they get good enough. So suck on that, buddy boy...

Your words wound me sir! Yet it is a valid complaint. I will petition your amusingly small ground to allow all London-Based Gooner's to travel, thus increasing the population of your village by approximately 9000 percent. Not to mention bringing to you the wonders of hygiene, and birth control.

As much as travelling to your quaint mud-village where my pretty boy complexion and youthful good looks would no doubt get me raped, as the prettiest woman in town, appeals - I have indeed decided to stay in my 14-Bedroom mansion and be serviced by my harem of nubile immigrant women. All while...

Not tonight Darling, I'm frotting the dog.

Hey, Pimms is delicious you Mancunian Gutter-Trash - best enjoyed with a jolly good rollicking show at the theatre, followed by a rambunctious round of Charades at Lord Wimples. Tally ho!

There are considerably more people outside Manchester, than in it. Just an observation.

The OP had at least one good point. City Fans need to realise, that to achieve their potential and their ambitions Manchester City will need to expand it's fanbase globally. Currently the majority of the posters are too interested in playing 'I'm the bigger fan because my Dad's dog was a fan...

not even time will make mark hughes a great manager.

word. every season without a trophy those tools get louder, the boos start up at the emirates, and a single player is focused on as the source of our frustration. it's a hard knock life. the majority though, still stand with wenger, and are keen to see his project come to fruition. i know i...

Yeah, because clearly hetrosexual parents only have hetrosexual offspring. Clown.

Funny what money does to expectations. Man City are perfectly fine and have done very well, with what I can see, a pretty decent run of games coming up. During the winter, it'll be interesting to see who drops the fewest points. A draw away, at any ground really, is not a bad result - and at...

That is very true. Wenger seemed to play him regardless.