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My motto.....if there's grass on the pitch then they can take a length.....not sure it would stand in court though.....bonjour hairy fairy x

Working the shaft to this

Is this something i can 'work the shaft' too?

Ooooh yesss just self circumcised and ripped the skin off it over her in purple jiggling about

Would love to slip her royal kegs to one side and spend quality time nibbling the devils doorbell.......then i would wipe my shiny nose and chin on the queens curtains..(not of the beef variety....that would be crossing a line)

Im talking about after the dagenham handshake mate<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 17, 2012 9:45 pm --<br /><br /> Im talking about after the dagenham handshake mate

She farts in bed and pulls your head under the covers...... Another variety is the cup cake but thats not dirty enough for me

I would take a dutch oven from rita.....

Yeah mate.....like having a tug over some horrible bird but you are too far down the runway and you have to finish with her in mind but once done you feel guilty and almost want to chop your arm off.....feltz could rub that mars over her backdoors and id lick it like a dog licking an ice cream

Welcome aboard the ora filth stavros....you sound a reet dutty git

hahaha.....i only say what many think....try the mars and you will appreciate the gunk.....honestly itll be like muff diving a pregnant vanessa feltz

That my friend is the funniest thing i have read in years....in fucking tears here<br /><br />-- Mon Sep 17, 2012 8:28 pm --<br /><br /> quality mamba.....lovely tits on her...cracking slutty make up and a meaty little box...mmmmmm

ooooh....that is just pure filth.....safely stored in the 'bank'....i owe you a depraved fantasy sometime...

no nougat mate....just pure caramel gunky delight

you stick to normal mars bars then mate.....says a lot about your boring persona x

Just had one.....absolute quality treat. It has the consistency of a pregnant ladys vagina.....thick...gunky and tastier than your average mars bar/unpregnant vagina....might post this review direct to mars....i sense an advert opportunity

Prairie......what i said was out of love....brought a nice creamy tear to my japs eye aswell

No sign of an adams apple so if theres no ball touching risks either then its all good stony you picky twat

Nice work once again mamba....... Sod the george clooney/brad pitt bullshitters on here....i would eat her anus for hours x

Not a single one of you would 'pass'..... Lying gits. Imagine her....dolled up....blowjob lips puckered and flaps quivering........naked on her bed saying 'feed me that fat cock big boy'.......... If you pass up that then you seriously need to start thinking about rimming blokes in gents bogs