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I have lived in my house for 30 years and until recently had no mither at all. However there is a local football ground and since they started doing well a couple of years ago we're getting more and more people on Saturday afternoons. A lot of them are drunk idiots and keep using my garden as...

So it’s a weird one this but I’ve suffered long enough so have to share my story. I’m a tram driver and every day this creepy old man keeps getting on my tram, he’s usually wearing a dirty old trench coat and keeps touching himself while saying he knows me from our distant past. All I know...

Surprised there wasn’t already a thread on this. The democratic party have won who have been advocating for independence but stability and maintaining the current status quo. A good result for progressive democracy and global stability it seems. It would’ve kicked off massively if the...

My family tradition was always to watch the queen’s speech then tuck in. So about 3.30. The mrs is saying that’s far too late. Am I the one in the wrong here? We’ve got my parents coming round and we’re eating around 2pm in an act of compromise.

It’s so easy to laugh, it’s so easy to hate… Time to focus on the chumps league?

As we’re not playing for five days, let’s have a "Terrible idea for a Fred" thread. Which is the worst Fred?

Sorry to have a rant but I was in the shops today and some proper old duffers were in front of me holding me up and being in the way. They couldn’t decide which brand of false teeth cleaner to use. The even held me up as I was leaving the shop the annoying old fuckers. Even all the shop staff...

I'm a manager of a kids football team and we've got a problem with one of the kids and this annoying dad who thinks he's lad is the next Lionel Messi. This kid has recently joined the team. He's 6. His dad seems to think his little genius is by far better than any other player on the team...

Seen this? Heartbreaking story. Very cryptic, only a mention of a “major incident” and police have arrested someone. Doesn’t quite add up - anyone know what’s gone on...

I can't quite believe it. Azymuth were absolutely incredible and instrumental in shaping not just Brazilian jazz but also electronic and experimental music. https://ra.co/news/78857 There must be some Azymuth fans on here.

Just wondered if anyone knows what this was all about? Front of 116 yesterday two guys mouthing off at each other, stewards got involved and one of them got booted out. Seemed like just a bit of handbags really but I’m just being nosy. What was it all about?

One of the perks of being a plumber is that I can go round lots of houses and shag the housewives. Anyway recently some bloke hired me to install a new shower. Pretty standard stuff, he paid me for all the parts etc but just as I was finishing the install his mrs said she wanted to 'test it...

I’ve had my car broken into twice in a year now. Once outside my house last summer and this week parked in the northern quarter in broad daylight. Both times the culprit didn’t even attempt to gain access or look to see if there was anything to steal. Just smashed a window for what I assume was...

George Thorogood, a blues rock legend.

So I think my ex wife and mother of my son has started an OnlyFans account. She told me she only works 16 hours a week but she wants for nothing and even took the lad on holiday to Florida. It doesn't add up. A first I thought she was cheating benefits. Recently her friend let on to me that...

Does anybody know how to dig holes? 6 ft deep ones. Never done one before and this long COVID shit is making it hard for me to build fences.

Spotted this yesterday, opposite where the Apple Store is. Sorry if it’s been covered in another thread. Not that I buy tat from the shop anyway but I like that the branding makes it clear it’s a City store, without actually saying City anywhere on it.

Always a right nightmare, they need to sort out the service on the bars. Maybe City Matters can sort it out.

I live in a semi detached house and to gain access to his house my neighbour has always insisted on driving down MY driveway. Lately the wanker has had a horrible skriking little kid. It makes a right noise and keeps me and the mrs awake all night. Not only that but the prick has started...

So after many years of working for one employer I am getting itchy feet and considering going freelance. Having spoken to my boss I think I can negotiate a deal where I keep them on as a client, which gives me a bit of financial security while I do some business development and get other...