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Been in Sweden for the last few days for work, & everyone I've introduced to has been like "oh you're from Manchester, so like united yes?" (Fucking infuriating - but theyre all obsessed with Henrik Larsson). Anyway, last night there was a conference afterparty with too much free booze. After...

Theres a good 7 of us staying about 900m from Taksim sq in Beyzas suites. There's a supermarket and a kebab shop right outside ha - so that's boxed off. Arrive at SAW about 5:30pm on Friday so will probably scout the logistics of Taksim to Yenikapi ready for sat. Can't wait!!!

It was shambolic mate. We set off at 7am from Radcliffe and didn't get off the coach until about quarter past 1. Missed out on green man and box park - and I know others who's coaches didn't arrive till near kick off. The way back was equally bad. Spent an hour and 50 sat waiting for the coach...

I'll happily concede my Rasputin one if the players have spoken on the Gündo's on fire one, can see that being well loud at the Ataturk.. But this is ace , far better than the 50,000 empty seats one that goes on for about 4 days

After doing those rag cunts for the cup yesterday.. we need something far fucking better than 'made the scousers cry' This may (or may not) be it.. im still slightly pissed but I thought I'd give it a go. To the tune of (the fittingly german) Boney Ms Ra Ra Rasputin: "Ilkay Gün-do-ğan, city's...

So I'm looking to get Copenhagen away out of my work - I look after Scandinavia and they've been pushing me to go to Denmark for the last 2 months.. the upside means my flights and hotel get paid for.. ..the downside is my boss wants to come too. I'm on cup scheme so qualify for a ticket, but...

All i've had stuck in my head for the last 2 days has been this for Kyle Walker - to Depeche Mode's "Just cant get enough"... "He plays at rightback, he is lightning on his feet.. and I just cant get enough, I just cant get enough.. Bombing down the channel, skinning players every week I just...

reckon its already recorded - he was there last game of the season wasn't he. I'd expect it will be around the same time we formally unveil Haaland, makes sense from a marketing pov surely?

I have to agree with some of the previous comments re Sané - its best to keep the happy memories instead of revisiting. He was electric on his day, the problem for me was that his day didn't come often enough. I seem to remember him being dropped by Pep on at least 2 occasions, once due to...

Yes. When there was a shit ton of them getting in without a ticket and they fucked it for fans who had gone legitimately. Serves you fucking right Sorry, was that not the right answer?

All the way to Paris.. Unless you missed the bus.. Jibbing with no tickets Then teargassed by the fuzz.. Karim given offside.. But then vinicius stepped up Quadruple is in tatters You fucking shithouse cunts.. Allez allez allez

was thinking just this. Him and Walker particularly need something.. came up with two. Theres only ooooonnneee..... Mr. Whippy Oooooooonnnnee.... Mr. Whippy Walking along Singing a song Walking in an Ilkay Wunderland or a bit of Diamond.. (stay with me) Pep, head-in-hands, down and out...

Ok - gave it another stab if not the yaya/kolo one.. and saw the comment re the Pina Colada song. Yes he likes pina coladas, and banging goals in for fun he fucking hates man united.. and plays up front like Kun Just like his dad he plays for city.. and he weeeaars number 9* his name is Erling...

hahahahahahaha. Exceptional. Led by Pete the Badge surely?

As we're all getting a bit giddy, it got me thinking how long until there's a chant. I'm not the only one obviously, and saw a few comments on Twitter. Cant help but think we've already got a stand out winner (and I cant take credit so picture of the stellar tweet below - @stehol66, take a bow...

Don't want him anywhere near the club, and completely agree with Carragher. That being said... IF Pep wants him (and its a big if), then I'll accept what the boss wants. I trust that bald bastard and if he thinks he can make Pogba tick.. so be it.

Ha.. well he's English if that helps..

Fwiw - and let's face it, we all need a pick me up following last night, but was told in Madrid Haaland is already done. I'm not ITK by any stretch, but had a chat and a few beers with the dad of one of our players (who played last night).. and it's confirmed. I know it won't be news to...

In a word.. yes. I've bought tickets for LG at Knebworth and Ibis did exactly the same thing here. Cancelled a load of people's rooms to resell them at a higher price as a package. Fingers crossed for you.

So many unbelievable positives and great performances tonight - Kev is on Ballon D'or form, Rodri gave a masterclass.. Jesus was tenacious as ever and Foden was mercurial at times.. Zinchenko too, kids got the heart of a lion. We're bossing Madrid. Let that sink in. That being said.. Im...