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I've been given a large pork joint and need some recipes on what to do with it. Everytime I've tried to cook pork, it ends up as dry as Corkys landladys ****. Any ideas?

Ginger cunts.

Looking to move this year and the wife seems to favour this place. Seems to have decent schools, rail link in to town etc, just seeing if anyone can give me the heads up what it's actually like around there? Pubs, restaurants etc, as I don't really know the place, only that the houses that the...

Our little dog dislocated her back leg on Saturday and we had to take her to an emergency vets in Cheadle Hulme, just been told she now needs an operation, taking the fees to 4 grand! Thank fuck we have insurance to cover this, however, where the fuck do they get these charges from? It seems a...

Right I'll start, who'd win? Angels with lightsabers. vs Muslims with Ray guns.

I've not done it since Mrs Mangel left, strewth!

Just got tickets to see them at the Academy on 1st March, new album Sun Structures out tomorrow, can't put the YouTube stuff up because I'm crap at it, but if you like psychedelic type rock, they'll be right up your street. I suddenly feel like MCFCBOB, but without the tears and gay tendancies...

Didn't post this last night, due to being somewhat inebriated, but bear with me. I was on my way to the local offy last night, where I stumbled on this lad stood on his own at the bus stop getting grief from 2 other lads, all were about 16. The lad was clearly about to be getting a kicking from...

Fine figure of a lady and the fact she gave birth to the most famous pair of tits in Bluemoon history, only puts her stock higher IMHO.

Let's see who has the gift? I predict that Nijinsky's Fetlocks will at some point be banned.

Is indeed something to behold, looks like candy floss mixed with blue.

I feel like death, the only saving grace is that everyone has fucked off out for the day and left me to die in peace, leaving me craving some alcohol based medicine, so what's your best cure for this cursed affliction?

Apologies in advance to Colonel Gaykev, but fuck me it's one of the most depressing places I have had the misfortune to have worked in. Voted Uk City of Culture for 2017, I can only imagine the panel were either on crack, or had Middlesborough as competition.

A not so lovely girl called Julie let me have a grope at a party when I was 13, although slightly underwhelming, she did let me go a bit further about a month later.

Brazilian third division club Madureira have seen record sales of their new kit containing the iconic image of Che Guevara, who would you have as an image of any club kit? <a class="postlink"...

Not Sting and his pals, but i've been roped in to a mate of a mates stag do this weekend and with him being a copper, i'm guessing it will be mostly other coppers attending. Me and my mate are now pondering the drug situation, should we chance taking some and face possible arrest, or do you...

Me and the Mrs were in town on Friday, took our knackered iPad back, then did some shopping and had a nice boozy lunch. Walking back up to Piccadilly station in a nice mood, we got as far as the Brunswick where it is very busy with people and suddenly i became aware of people walking too close...

Basically, i'm just getting a dark grey screen with horizontal thin black lines. Anyone know whats up with it and what do i do? Cheers.

Who's had what? Bloody painful either way.

Tony Knowles, snooker hearthrob. Cheryl Baker, Bucks Fizz temptress. Barry Chuckle, comedy genius. Aled Jones, welsh warbler. Lenny Henry, budget hotel advertiser.