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My choice as well

Come and sit with the rest of us, we don’t watch the match, we just post to Bluemoon and look up when the crowd roars [emoji23]

HOW DARE YOU !!! There is only ONE JC … please go in a corner and say 115 Hail Mary’s !

Nothing worse than having your pussy go off [emoji23]

You read my mind while I was editing my post … two depraved peas in a pod [emoji16]

Took a bird home once, she asked me to give her a good Bisting ! [emoji15] Thought she wanted me to make her some gravy [emoji23]

Need to remember 1,115 of those who watch after a loss are Bluemoon members tuning in !

Thank You Captain Cole

Do you know how rare Hutchinson-Gilford progeria syndrome is ?

Pollen is a bastard at this time of year

Heard on the grapevine, if Arsenal don’t win today, they’ll be an announcement tomorrow on 37 of our 115 charges [emoji15]

If anyone knows a dipper that is feeling down and needs cheering up, buy them this present. A candle in a bottle … so perfect in both ways ….

He’ll always stand a chance of worlds ugliest gurning champion if he dons the glasses again

Pep’s doc in Spain, is good, in fact very, very good. But don’t think he’s qualified for lobotomy’s, heart transplants & bollock enlargements !

Says Sold Out when you click through

Great 5 a side team

Really appreciate your thoughts on this, but have to say, I am a match going fan and hospitality is sometimes the only way I can get to a specific game. I don’t like to ‘blow’ hundreds of quid, as I’m only interested in a seat, so the club can keep their 100 quid carvery buffet or over priced...

That’ll teach KDB not to eat Chef’s Special Sauce [emoji15]

Not got mine yet. Suspect they’re busy licking stamps to mail it to me in the US [emoji23]

Mental Munters