OK. I've got one. It's got all the ingredients.
1: very simple.
2: a Manchester classic.
3: totally original as far as I'm aware.
To the smiths - panic (the hang the DJ chorus)
p e l l e g r i n i, p e l l e g r i n i,
pellegrini, pellegrini, pelligrini,
Pellegrini!
And repeat.
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