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As my mum said after the game, this is a great team - make the most of it.

Probably an airline.

As a kid I'd always be worried about a player on the opposition team when it came to Maine Road. James was the guy in Burnley's team. Sorry to hear this, a really lovely player.

The Godfather. Nothing beats the back of Brando's head.

He's a tiny bloke. I was walking through town last year and spotted him. I thought that's Andy Burnham but he doesn't seem to be getting any closer. Turns out he was walking alongside me.

Don't forget Heidegger's Beans and Time and Sartre's Beans and Nothingness...

Don't like pens. Shit.

I think extra time should suit us given how tired they look and how we wear teams down. Cheating cunts.

If they don't score in the first 15 mins of the next half we've got this.

I'd imagine Real Madrid.

A museum is the only place they're relevant any more. They certainly aren't on the pitch.

Fucking hell, has Pep been hanging out with Luke Shaw?

Radio 5 Lies bemoaning the possibility of us winning the league again this evening. Leaving aside the fact that few people in this country seem to appreciate excellence if we hadn't won the league the last 7 times we did the rags would have had 3 the dippers 3 and the tarquins 1, leaving aside...

Good point.

It's not in Manchester it's fucking hailstoning.

Mentality Munsters.

Were they playing the SAS in disguise?

Is the bottom one the SAS in full camouflage?

Yep. Didn't it turn out to be a starters pistol? Anyhow, it was a horrendous thing to watch unfold.

No, which is why he was let go. However, to quote Norm Macdonald at the time: 'Well, it's now official. Murder is legal in California'.