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That tells it like it is as far as I'm concerned.

And then you butter it as well. And none of that margerine either, actual butter. Honestly, if anyone offered me any type of bread product that wasn't buttered, I'd think they were joking. Well, not a pizza or a calzone, but any sort of butty/muffin/barm etc needs a decent slathering of butter...

Gomorrah's a damn good film. Those flats in it look mental, though they are known as "The Sails Of Scampia", which sounds quite nice. <a class="postlink" href="http://faculty.ed.umuc.edu/~jmatthew/naples/vele.htm" onclick="window.open(this.href);return...

Spidges - Nothing more than a physical manifestation of fear & loathing.

Gotta say though, I lost all respect for Bourdain when he admitted to waging what amounted to pschological warfare on his own fucking daughter for the crime of liking fast food - Jesus man, you'll give her a complex.

Yeah but you can just walk along the towpath, though I do love canals myself - It's really pleasing to be walking in the middle of a city with a body of water by the side of you.

It's quite cathartic, but I find the actual puke and the minutes leading up to it deeply unpleasant.

I know, yeah. Maybe I'm saying that if they want to tip up in big boats, then, well...

It's all about pissing daddy off. So I've been told, anyway.

Well yeah, but it's their city though, both areas have a long and respectable history of ignoring the rule of law. And really, fuck those boat wankers most of them are faux-bohemian Hebden Bridge-ites. Not that they deserve to be made the victims of crime, but, well, you set foot (or keel -if...

The tunnel would be warm if your nob was big enough to touch the sides, though.

Apparently the inner city Manchester bits of both the Rochdale an Ashton canals (going through Miles Platting and Clayton respectively) are dreaded by the canal boating fraternity. The kids tax them at the locks and such.<br /><br />-- Fri Jul 08, 2011 12:27 am --<br /><br /> Oh yes, it's no...

Who cares where they come from, my only concern is which way to insert them.

I know, yeah, but in the episode of Prime Suspect I referred to, the character named "The Street" constantly mentioned 5-0, so I think you'll agree I'm speaking from a position of no little knowledge.

Living on a canal boat's supposed to cost a fortune, I've heard - You have to maintain your boat, keep it not seaworthy but canalworthy, I could handle living in a lighthouse though, that really does appeal to me.

No, 5-0 is quintessentially Mancunian. Did you never see that episode of Prime Suspect? Lawks-a-Mercy, I despair of some people.

Then he'd ram a glass up James May's nose. Though I think the original altercation would result from Buckfast rather than spesh. Nah, but you've already covered that coz Jesus would turn Begbie's special brew into buckie...or maybe Sanatogen..or God forbid, Eldo. Either way, good call, I'd want...

Nah, they're 5-0 or dibble. Merciful heavens, get it right at least.

Some of us lose our virginity first though.

But individual days seem to take ages. That's how I find it, anyway.