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"You're amazing just the way you are" by Bruno Mars is the soppiest, wettest arse drivel ever committed to the airwaves.

"I'm glad you came" by the Wanted sounds like it was written by a particularly slow 4-year-old. But its a masterpiece when compared with "Angels."

This whole episode just brings up lots of questions? 1) Why would anyone want to kill a lion? 2) Why fly all that way? There must be hundreds of lions for him to kill in the good ol US of A. 3) Why, for the love of all's that holy would he use a bow and f^&%ing arrow? 4) Why not go to...

Agreed, for a couple of seaons our biggest attacking threat was when Dickov would try and charge the oppositions keeper down.

Ged Brannan, he couldn't even take a throw in without ballsing it up.

It is diabolical. If any other team trotted out in this monstrosity we would quite rightly point and laugh. It was definitely designed by committee. The purple one was bad enough but this one screws the pooch. EMBARASSING!

It should definitely be Bert Trautmann, We should have done it years ago. Put it where, "the b of the bang" used to be.

This video sums up the difference between us and them. A passionate, witty, well adjusted, informed, real supporter. Against a plastic, glory hunting, clueless, weasly, cockney rag.

Bull fighting and fox hunting are both excuses for cruel people to dress up like twats and kill animals. All other explanations (pest control, tradition) etc are lies told to justify the fact that they like watching things die.

Matt Smith, Gordon Strachan, Andy Townsend and Clive Tyldesley on ITV's football coverage....Its as if they have tried to assemble a superteam of arrogance, cluelessness, incompetence and all round twatishness....a perfect storm if you will.

(grooms name) has only had one serious relationship in the past. He was with her for a long time and he really loved her. I think he loved her too much though and in the end.......she got a puncture.

This man embodied the Manchester City ethos, spirit and culture. I said to my dad the season before last that we need a statue where the b of the bang used to be. I'm sure our fantastic owners could easily fund this. Its just a shame that the great man wont get to see it.

Should deffo be the Smiths, panic, Kun Aguero Kun Aguero...(hang the DJ part)