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OK, its official from @MCFC about half an hour ago.... David Silva is @21lva Yea!!!! lets hope there is an #asksilva soon...

The future is bright for City, what with the training complex and everything. But City has a unique atmosphere compared to going to other clubs stadiums. You always feel like you are going to one massive party at home games. City are now starting to get massive media attention and interest in...

The number you require is 0800 6-1 6-1 6-1 !!!!

I imagine the entire NY Stock Exchange will plummet when they are issued...

Sheik Mansour has made a 50 Billion dollar deal with NASA and Dulux to paint the Moon blue!!! Further to these deals, he has apparently made deals with SKY and Barclays Premier League to show all City's games during twilight hours under the Blue Moon (after it has been painted of course)...

Hope its a blue carpet ;-)

This is by far the best joke I've seen on here yet, I love it!!!! :-)<br /><br />-- Fri Jul 13, 2012 8:57 am --<br /><br /> What's red and goes beep beep? manure's open top bus reversing back into the garage? Actually this one is bloody hilarious too....!

Chuck Norris is a City fan...........

A man goes into a pub in the Australian Outback twith an alligator under his arm. "Do you serve Man United fans in here?" he asks. "Certainly Sir, no problem at all," replies the barman, nervously staring at the alligator. "Okay," says the man, "a pint of lager for me and a Man United fan...

Everybody, please feel free to tweet the daily mail your absurd requests from the Austrian training camp by the City Superstars!!! Our Skipper Vincent Kompany loves to wind them up!!! Daily Mail Twitter user: ‏ @MailOnline

Everybody, please feel free to tweet the daily mail your absurd requests from the Austrian training camp by the City Superstars!!! Our Skipper Vincent Kompany loves to wind them up!!! Daily Mail Twitter user: ‏ @MailOnline

Oh God!!! I am bloody afraid now... you have a very good point about this...

Apparently Tevez had Mar del Plata golf course perfectly replicated by a team of the finest Austrian landscapers at the training camp!!!

Apparently Tevez had Mar del Plata golf course perfectly replicated by a team of the finest Austrian landscapers at the training camp!!!

dammit a friend of mine is getting married this weekend and we can't get any unicorns for the over elaborate ceremony...! ;-)

Apparently Sergio's matress is composed of 1500 kittens who massage him as he sleeps!

Apparently Sergio's matress is composed of 1500 kittens who massage him as he sleeps!

Apparently Sheik Mansour has bought the Daily Mail to exclusively report the daily lives of Manchester City's Superstars!!!

@VincentKompany Apparently Balotelli has toilet paper made specially from the pelts of 10,000 baby labradors!!!!

Tankers full of air from Manchester is shipped in daily, to better simulate game day conditions.