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This should really be in the Stupid things that bug you off topic thread, but why do pundits in their 40's, 50's, 60's refer to current players by their first name, especially when the players concerned appear for a "glamour club". It's not as if they are mates. Tthey're footballing generations...

He always reminds me of that snivelling left wing wanker Owen Jones

Turpin, when he gets summonsed to Perez' office, later

Can you imagine Turpin's face later, when he gets summoned to Perez' office "Sorry boss......I tried" It'll be like an underling being sent to a James Bond villain's lair, after he'sfailed to kill Bond. Hell get eaten 5 minutes later

Looking at Khaldoon talking to the TNT 2@s...... Cooler than the North Pole

Haaland has better diction than slippy

Superb at times Panic stations at others Some APPALLING refereeing TNT GUTTED. All they want to do is talk about RM. Next door's dog has more footballing insight than McCoisssshhht, let me chell you.

After all that early pressure, well riden out City

Cheer up, McCoissssshhhht

It was. Obviously tongue in cheek in those games, and they were fun. He's obviously pro City, but he's better than ANY of the Premier League Saturday 3pm game commentators. Don't know why he hasn't got a gig there

Turned on at the right time. That was superb

Or the silly fuckers who stand on Blackpool promenade when it's pissing down and 80 mph winds and say there's a storm, and then warn people not to go out unless it's essential. The needle on my ironymeter snaps off at this point.

The last couple of minutes of The Wicker Man. It counteracts Britt Ekland's body double slapping her own arse, for film enjoyment

Tough guys, eh? They're all yellow

People who wear Christmas jumpers "Ohhh look how wacky I am" No, you look a twat. I even saw a City one last night. Embarassing.

Rodriesque

They can identify however they want

Well he was from the dark side