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Too many injuries have ruined him, his execution has just disappeared. Frequently now fails to lift the ball properly

Can't defend, loses every physical battle, terrible positioning slow on the ball, but makes up for it by offering absolutely zero attacking threat. He's Zinchenko

So are we officially past the one year mark without a goal now? For a winger. Well at least he looks arsed

We've run him into the ground, like a fair few others, and it's showing. Played seemingly every game for club and country, with no break, for about 4 years now, it's not surprising him and a few others aren't looking energetic or sharp.

Then doesn't track the runner for the second, then doesn't bother trying to get back in the line. Genuinely about as bad a 5 minutes as is possible

He's just nit very good at anything. Doesn't lack effort, but he's just a bit shit. He's shhiwn he's versatile though, he can be a bit dhit in a few different positions. No idea how he cost so much.

He was always a guy who's insane physical skills bailed out his limited mental skills, so it's not surprising he looks awful now they can't. Without the ability to make up 5 yards, he's just always 5 yards away from where he should be, as he's not tactically aware enough to adjust

Let's put our least impactful player in the position that requires you to make the must impact, what could go wrong? At least I guess it would minimise his ability to just jog back towards our goal with the ball as he'll run into the opposition midfield

Not sure ive ever seen an attacking player with such a low bar for what's expected of them tbh. Such a low impact player

None of our customers have a spine if he's not there holding there hand. Can't come back soon enough. We've had problems all seasons, but we're shambolic without him

Not solely on him, but we're never seeing him again now.

That position only works if you're dominating games, as soon as they attack the right hand side, he's a free pass. If you're Dani Akves or Marcelo, sure its worth that risk, but if your Lewis or Zinchenko, and all you offer is more control, no actual creativity, then that's a bad trade off...

Too many lightweight players who can't defend and cant recover. Same all season. None of our midfield can defend or reecover once its behind then, neither can Lewis. We're so easy to get at it's embarrassing

Honestly think he's the new Zinchenko tbh. Neat, tidy, good at pressing, but just doesn't have a position where you'd want to play him. Too slow and weak at fullback and poor in behind, not creative enough to play in midfield. Just don't seem to have an obvious position imo, which us a shame as...

The game would have ended 5 minutes earlier and we'd already be in the bath if this was us

I'd love to see the stats of how much time gets added on when different teams need a goal. Nothing dodgy going in at all...

Classic Van Dijk, makes zero attempt to stop the shot. Never seen a defender so averse to making an attempt to stop chances, he'd rather stay casual

You'll do well to find a first half performance worse than that that didn't result in a team going behind. Christ Newcastle are shite. No idea how they've gotten away with that half, they kept randomly kicking it into people and sliding the stop through balls to no one. How Liverpool didn't...

Never seen a winger with as little attacking intent as Grealish, even the drunken carthorse overlapping him has more desire to attack. Every promising attack has ended with him taking too long to do nothing, I've no idea what anyone sees in him. Meanwhile Walker looks completely done, we should...

Fucking shit.