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bollocks about Spurs. They were absolute shite yesterday, they will be shite in every one of their last games apart from when they play us and then play like prime Barca, then get dry-bummed by dippers and Tarquins.

I doubt Pep would have paid for his plastic surgery.

as much as this would be hilarious there's a big part of me that wants to beat them in the final. Again - and in the most brutal way possible.

How long have you been aware of The Rags?

Rag player incoming.

Gutted. My other half has decided (planned) that we have to see a bellend family with an angry dad who is a total cockwallet ‘because the weather will be nice’. So now we can’t get back from Palace in time to meet said bellend so we can’t go to the game. Fucking livid. TV game it is. So annoyed.

Morning blues. Still looking for 2. CTID

Yeah but no one mentions Rashford. He’s very much out of the media spotlight. Oh. Hang on.

Why are there cats in your hall?

I hear Ineos have hired Eddie Large. They just want to be us.

How long have you been watching football for?

Sorry. Clarify I need 2 together

Looking for 2 please. One can be a junior. Thanks blues.

Cheeky bit of casual anti-Semitic banter there thrown in for effect. Could you find another term other than one that’s been flagged as offensive to some of the Jewish members of this forum please?

I personally didn’t think it was a ‘huge’ performance by Arsenal.

I don’t understand the mentality of Arsenal or their fans in thinking they put in a huge performance. My Tarquin friends are claiming it was a better result for us then them? Am I missing something? Perhaps for top 4 but they could have gone top but instead they settle for a ‘huge’ performance...

WHSmith are you on about?

Dread to think where this is going. No in bubble wrap then a cardboard wrap with the post label on it.

It’s all pulp fiction.

I prefer this Paige Turnah https://g.co/kgs/5Z2uho4