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There is absolutely no coincidence that it is only City out of the top teams that is suffering from VAR.

Can’t decide which club brings most bile in my throat when I think of them- the rags, the German rags, or the cult

Couldn’t Puma design a kit that reduces our players profile, or make them invisible to var, like the military do with their hardware?

Build the wall, build the wall.... sink the ferry & flood the tunnel

In that case, I’m going to boo the national anthem because the queen took my favourite yellow ones out of Starburst sweets & changed the name

The German Rags thought it was Geronimo.....

I’ve read pages and pages of opinions & news reports, but I’m not getting the feeling that he’s leaving.

Just searched for Khr on twatter & all I got is King’s Household Recruitment. Are they Sane’s agents now?

I banned my daughter’s boyfriend from parking his red car outside our house. She’d warned him in advance that I’d do it

I thought that he’d just served me at the meat counter at Morrison’s in Preston. Bloody hell, he’s been piling weight on whilst on his hols!

The islands might have something to do with Ww2 German Admiral Wilhelm Canaris, maybe we can all dress like Uboat crewmen

Non UK dipper panics over which airport gate to use post brexit

The Premier League is the holy grail and I wouldn’t care if we never win another cup competition as long as we could lift that one high every year.

Prem e air Inn, we used to dream of staying in a Prem e bloody air Inn. 15 of us used to sleep under a VW Camper van in Travelodge car park

I use the blue car park, as I travel to matches with someone who needs a stick to walk with. Costs £10, but getting out of the car park can a bit challenging. It doesn’t help, if you get someone who takes out two cars at the exit like at the last match!

Un skunk de pew

I’m a bot and so’s my wife

Personally, I still get great enjoyment watching the disappointment in the rag crowd at Sunderland when news came through that Kun had scored. Especially the woman in the red jumper & the guy with the 70s style porn star tash trying to find out on his phone what was going on at the Etihad...

Well done Pep, you managed it all without the Fleagle grin & inane fist pumping.

Just grow a pair ffs. Bitter City-obsessed dippers