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    It's Quiet 18 - Wanna ring the bell?

    Why not? They’ll be redundant when Santa’s finished with them Christmas morning!
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    PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

    Didn’t like the string vest in red, should have been blue, but that’s spatula gave me a right clammy sweat!
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    Etihad and City announcement on 25/11/2024

    Fucking hell, Matt Lucas has lost some weight!
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    Lord Lucan

    I would have started with Freddie Mercury, definitely a match to Lucan’s photo fit!
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    Joke thread

    From L to R, Fatima Whitbread, Robin Williams, Barry Sheen, Steve Davies.
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    Iconic lines in movies

    Don’t fuck with the wongs
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    Joke thread

    Can’t see Len, he must be in the pool giving swimming lessons!
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    Joke thread

    You are Lavinda’s burner account, and I claim my £50.00.
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    PL charge City for alleged breaches of financial rules

    I think you’ve read it wrong, private schools are to be charged VAT. Pirate schools are still exempt! ;-)
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    Greatest Opening Lines to a song

    My Daddy was a bank robber He never hurt nobody He just loved to live that way And he loved to steal your money The clash.
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    Greatest Opening Lines to a song

    I see a red door and I want it painted blue black
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    Real Madrid Boycott Ballon D'Or 2024 Because One of Their Players Didn't Win IT!

    So Real Madrid will be presented with, “The Bellen-da-Ward” for outstanding contributions to dummy throwing.
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    Joke thread

    My next door neighbours converted 1kg into pounds, and now they’re doing 8 years in the nick!
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    Joke thread

    Didn’t even need the test, number 9, all the way ;-)
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    Joke thread

    No, but I’m pretty sure someone has felt the gravity of the situation!
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    Media discussion - 2024/25

    Big nose!
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    United Thread | 2024/25

    I bet he’ll still be getting his cup’o’tea and slice of cake, from Aunt Sally!
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    United Thread | 2024/25

    It’s so he doesn’t shit on our chairs.
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    City launch legal action against the Premier League | City win APT case (pg901)

    I’m sure they could get an interest free loan off a stakeholder :-p

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