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Thanks to the OP for bringing this up. I don't have enough privileges to post or I would have done so earlier. I'm doing some research in Burma at the moment and a couple of guys from Europe joined us last week from that region and said it's definitely ethnic cleansing. They also had words of...

What we've learnt from the media this week: 1) A middle fingered gesture is just witty banter. 2) It's ok to kick someone in the head. I wonder how many kids will get excluded from school when they start emulating the actions of their role models and how far they will get by quoting the media...

Two scousers discussing what to wear to the fancy dress party: Mike: "I'm going as Batman." Phil: "Orrr aye mate, I'm going as Batman as well." Mike: "What about Robin?" Phil: "Don't worry soft lad, we'll burgle some houses on the way back."

The Brittas Empire. Mrs Browns Boys. Miranda. +anything with Sue Perkins in it.

Brie of Frankenstein: Get your own creamy cheese from ASDA or face the wrath of the monster if you attempt to put his on your Jacobs!

I hope this will be available on YouTube as I'm out of the UK for a while. Mr Livesey was the Head Teacher back in my day's there. A larger than life character with a booming voice that got everyone's attention! Home-time skirmishes on the old railway embankment with pupils from St. George's...

I saw an irritating Coke ad before leaving Cambodia last week which had a young lady swigging from the bottle of pop and from amidst the ads jingle came this exaggerated 'gulp' sound which was more akin to a grizzly bear eating its first salmon since hibernation. Quite nauseating.

The 51st Stat: Features Alan Shearer boring football fans to death with a complete over analysis of every game.

Against all odds we're unbeaten with 7 points from 9. A siege mentality is going to be required from all parts of the club as the media will be all over any alleged incident with Aguero.

6 mins of added time in the first half of Newcastle v West Ham.

Dear Mike Dean, change your surname to Hunt. C. U. Next Tuesday.

Excellent point BB. They wasted 2 mins celebrating their goal, Ake was down injured in the first half for about 3 mins, our equaliser took 1 min and then there was the constant time wasting by them at goal kicks & throws. Only 2 mins added in the first half was a joke but until refs book a...

Good 3 points. Onwards and upwards!

A couple of ladies of the night or a huge delivery of horse shit need to be sent to Deans house.

Dean bottled the decision to send Ake off. Once again, performing for the cameras, making the game all about him. Last man brings down a player through on goal = red card.

Jack the Gant Slayer: Jack pays £90 for a shirt only to see it reduced to £45 the very next day. His initial disappointment turns to a violent rage when he's denied a partial refund. His motto is 'you slash your prices and I'll slash you' as he begins his one man anti-Gant crusade.

With players jockeying for CL squad places, everything will click into place today with an emphatic win. Enjoy the game blues!