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Hopefully we'll be sending the bill to the premier league when we are found not guilty.

I'd love to see a copy of the consultant's report. There's this obnoxious, old bloke hanging around. We are paying him over £1m. He stinks of booze, is always interfering, and does not appear to add any value...

I've got a great idea. Why don't the defending team all stand on the halfway line at corners, then everyone will be offside!

Given his nickname, how about something to the tune of Bang, Bang (my baby shot me down). Bang, Bang, The Sniper scores. Bang, Bang, You're on the floor. Bang, Bang, City adores. Bang, Bang, Phil Foden Ballon D'Or. Or perhaps... Bang, Bang, He'll shoot you down. Bang, Bang, Sniper's in town...

Nice on sarnies, but not battered, that brings back some bad memories!

When will they ever learn. Rashford was shit, apart from one lucky hit. OK, lucky might be a bit harsh, it was a good goal, but no matter how good a player you are 9 times out of 10 that ends up in the stands. And the narrative will be, he has responded to his critics, shown his world class...

The only way I could see this happening would be if they moved to Wembley. I know Spurs did it for a season, I am not sure if it would be allowed on a long term basis. They could present it as a planet saving move, think of the reduction in carbon emissions from their fans getting the tube to...

Also, in the 70's the one of the right would have had a family of 4 in it. Nowadays the one on the left would have a teenage girl.

...and a rag protest dove top right.

Watch out for Charlotte!

Totally agree. I am not talking about two-up. I am talking about groups of 12/14/16 riding two-up in a long line (peloton). One local cycling club near me seems to do it every Sunday morning in the summer.

At the Risk of getting into a VAR type discussion, I would call forming a 20 mph moving roadblock longer than an Artic on a country road obstruction. I accept the highway code might not view it that way but surely it is unnecessary and dangerous, or just plain inconsiderate. I have witnessed...

I've no problem at all with riding 2 abreast. It's the one's that ride 2 abreast and 8 deep that fuck me off. I might be a bit unlucky with the number I come across living in the sticks.

I'd like to think that most cyclists regard me as a nice considerate driver, who waits patiently for a suitable overtaking opportunity. But the one's who get together in big groups on a Sunday morning wearing identical Lycra uniforms, and think it is ok to obstruct the road riding in a peloton...

Gorgeous Georgios (Samaras)

Some time back, over several years I would check the time and it was always 1:11 or 11:11, other repeating numbers as well, 3:33 was a common one. This included waking up in the middle of the night and looking at the alarm clock. I did look online to try to find out if there was any meaning. It...

From what I recall the Rags committed a minor technical breach, or something like that. I don't recall any specifics on what the breach was or the amounts involved. So nothing to see, everything is fine. We can trust that the authorities dealt with it fairly can't we?

We are also the first to win the domestic treble. Please, please, please let us to win the league this year and make it four in a row! That would be all their achievements well and truly surpassed.

Unfortunately I suspect the truth is even worse than that. They probably work on a business case. Releasing x gallons of untreated sewage will save us £y. The associated fine will be £z. If z is less than y, then open the sluices.