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Watching the Spurs match with commentary down listening to Frank Zappas Hot Rats album.

I deon't believe that Spurs can turn this around, they need at least 3 goals to take to Ajax IMO and they don't stand a chance.

The wig on that Spurs physio is ridiculous.

Spurs look as spent as Dirk Diggler after a 10 minute money shot.

My disgust at Scousers goes well past football, verminous shit stains.

The Glazers have just been Merked.

Zlatan has been allowed to get away with what he gets away with because players don't confront him enough, it's like professional footballers don't have any balls sometimes.

John Barnes Aldridge King Kenny will all be attending the coronation with their official club lanyards (Black armbands for whatever reason) as well as t-shirts emblazoned with the mug of Suarez. The Italian language will be banned from the ceremony because it would upset the cult and all of the...

Fuck pundits and punditry, but if there was a chance for someone to represent City then Noel Gallagher would have to be my choice, just to wind the idiots up.

They've probably hired Liverpool cathedral for the crowning of Klipperty and invited the Queen to the celebrations.

Aldridge would be someone I would very much like to meet in a lift, vile scouse twat.

Lyrics We're gonna win the league We're gonna nearly win the league Now you gotta believe us Now you gotta believe Now you gotta believe us We're gonna nearly win the league

Has anyone seen Garth and Sid The Sloth in the same room?

I honestly hope and wish Barca rip them a new one and put a host of goals past them, I've never despised a team as much as these candle lighting tear-stained ****s.

We had everyone with their trousers round their ankles last year if we didn't have anyone win it then, we never will, it's a fucking scam.

Wolves have got it in them to at least draw with the bin dippers, the fat waiter isn't going to do us any favours.

Watched the match today with an ex rag and now scouse fan, and I loved every fucking minute of it.

Lukaku scurries to the same food truck as fatty Shaw, the food must be free at the swamp.

I left Manchester about 20 years ago and would never go back, it's not edgy it's just a bit shit. Born and bred it isn't for me or mine anymore.

It'll not be long until it's unrecognisable, it will still exist but without a traditional fanbase and it'll be as soulless as shit.