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"Nice to see you, to see you shut that door"

Anything with that weird looking, weird sounding unfunny twat Michael Mcintyre in it.

Not proud of myself & the first time I have ever done it but I brake tested a Cretin behind me last week, clear straight road with no other traffic (we live in shropshire) and plenty of opportunity to pass & he just sat right on my bumper for a couple of miles, fair to say after I dabbed my...

Just remember you will be an old boy one day, and any way I thought you lived in Wales so you shouldnt even think about doing more than 20 miles an hour, its dangerous dont you know :-)

"its a Renault" I think thats your biggest problem :-)

Carefull now, dont mention the Germans, Coote mentioned them once but I think he got away with it :-)

The weird thing is they have dug up the Rodri handball incident up because of what Coote said & added it to a very long list of reasons why they didnt win things but Coote wasnt involved in that game in any way?

Maybe im amazed at the amount of crap puns on here but with a little luck you should get sorted, if not try another day.

Do anything you want & its never your fault :-)

Fair enough, I was at both but it seems long, long time ago :-)

Couple of years later I think?

"Oh Twanky Twanky, Twanky Twanky Twanky Twanky Wanderers"

I remember going to the Gay Meadow thinking we were going to tame the Shrews, then Neil Mcnab missed the Fuc#ing penalty!

Knowing the BBC we will probably get that plastic faced, gum shield wearing, gurning cretin Rylan presenting Motd. (sorry not really a big fan)

"How David Coote Cost The Mighty Redmen The Title By Not Even Being At The City Game V Everton For The Rodri Handball!" (See enclosed pull out section for details of all the games Coote made the Redmen loose by not even being there)

& Coote wasnt even at the game anyway :-)

Any news on how much compensation all scousers will be claiming yet?

His name was Turing not Touring :-)

And his polish uncle Lec was always telling him what to do, His brother Tex was good if you wanted rough plaster on the wall, His nephew Punc was always letting things down, His Aunty Sculp was always making things & his Dad Frac was always breaking things. (sorry im a bit bored atm)

I have loved that bike since school, our Technical Drawing teacher who had always been a right bastard and never affraid to use the cane had some sort of mental breakdown & when he came back to school to teach again after having a rest the Technical Drawing lessons consisted of the class taking...