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Or throwing old men into fountains.

Easy innit Stefan Ortega. I was told it wasn’t the best part of the U.K. That’s a joke……. I repeat, a joke. Oh well that’s fine Stefan. These shirt fronts say what they like and Stefan states a fact and gets vilified.

You’ll catch a few out with that one lol.

We’ve given Pep a nap sack containing a plastic duck, in case he needs to balance it on his head and hide in a pond. A toy trumpet should he need to curry favour with a small child, and some string to build a trip hazard. Everything is under control.

I’m accepting because no team wins all the time. We’ve broken record after record. It was always gonna end. But we can get it back again. We’re not going anywhere now.

£237 profit but hacked off. Never mind. Onwards and upwards. Like others have said, I’m strangely bang up for Forest on Wednesday. Could be a special night.

Most successful manager in our history and I’d be amazed if his achievements are ever eclipsed. He’s given us the greatest period in this clubs history and we’re the ones lucky enough to witness it. Our current struggles are due to bad luck with injuries and a combination of poor signings...

Nah. Frankie Clark’s Wingless Wonders were embarrassing.

Bollocks

I can’t watch. Our midfield is painfully slow.

I remember Jimmy Conway beating John McEnroe in the 82 Wimbledon final. Really got me into tennis.

With 9,900 pages of hormonal flapping triggered by a random social media post or some bloke in a flat in Bolton who gets paid £50 for each click bait piece he writes for Goal.com

The North West is the home of what I call The Lazy Irish. I feel I can say this as the son of one of them. To be fair I think my Dad stole a bike and cycled to Huddersfield initially. Al the Irish with anything about them got off the ferry at Liverpool and thought “fuck this” and got an a ship...

That last paragraph is more nonsense perpetuated by the Raggy Horde infested media. In the highly unlikely event we are expelled from the Premier League, the EFL would need to decide which league we started in. It would be a massive headache as it would knacker up the pyramid. The worst case...

You mean breached some rules that didn’t exist a decade or so back? Why City fans persist in using these legal terms spouted by the press is beyond me. We’re not in Magistrates or Crown Court. For the most serious breaches, the implications are tantamount to fraud. I’m just imagining the...

You have too many likes to posts ratio to challenge me for being disliked by everybody. It’s my crown. The job is taken. There’s no room for two. I don’t share.

Yep. Money attracts money. Once enough is accumulated it becomes like a black hole, sucking more money. We all know the old adage that if the world was a 100 storey building, 99% of the money resides on floor 100 with the 1%. The best the likes of us on here can hope for is to work in slavery...

#giveittogiggsy

City wins at Anfield are as rare as Preston Guild Parades.

I doff my cap to you. You are fucking great and we all aspire to be you.