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George Cole was a better actor than a footballer

Zebra pants come a close 2nd

Maybe Lord Rainow, being a rag season ticket holder, should change his title to a more appropriate Lord Rainedon

Bet you felt like piffy on a rock bun.

I won't believe anything until the guy from the garage has spoken.

Suppose he's that desperate that he stood idly by then watched as the rags employed at different stages Moyes, Solksjaer, Rangnick and Tent peg. Then did he take revenge on the dippers for employing Brendan Rodgers ahead of him by outdoing klopp for a large number of seasons the the same...

How can anyone take this seriously when the author looks like a slug with salt sprinkled on it.

Exactly! when I was very much younger I use to look at our trophy haul and think why haven't we won more during our history? now we have a period which has enhanced our standing as a trophy winning club. For f**k sake Villa fans have been living off winning the European Cup in 1982, Newcastle's...

Maybe he can do a follow-up piece about when the Sheikh gets bored City can go back to being a 2nd division club, there again he is only sixteen years into his ownership so it could be any time soon.Also we are 6th on the list of teams who've spent the most seasons in the top flight incidentally...

At the moment we should come out to the 'Casualty' theme tune

Nahhh! with all Scruffy Jim's cost cutting he'll go for Edin Terzic so he only has to blank out the H on ten hag's old training kit.

He would have had it sorted the day before

Well you'll have 3 to choose from

Imagine the scenario, Scruffy Jim going up the aisle like daft Donald asking for spare cash then getting the packed lunches (made by Tent Pegs missus ) out so they don't have to pay for in-flight meals. Sipping his tap water he peruses his spread sheet to see how much they could save charging ex...

Just tell them " whatever their opinion there's fuckall they can do about it ".

Yeh! make him go and watch John Bishop at CO - OP LIve

All that was missing was the Blazin Squad giving CPR.

What do expect from a twat who's crap taste was having a bright yellow carpet (of all things) in his lounge when he lived in Bramhall

Chance to report a 7 - 0 scorline where the rags are mentioned but the red scousers aren't