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All that was missing was the Blazin Squad giving CPR.

What do expect from a twat who's crap taste was having a bright yellow carpet (of all things) in his lounge when he lived in Bramhall

Chance to report a 7 - 0 scorline where the rags are mentioned but the red scousers aren't

Agreed! people do prefer the tactility and flexibility of paper as I'm sure trying to wipe your arse with an i pad wouldn't be very comfortable

The next rags target

Can't someone just have a good memory?

It makes you wish that he found an empty roll when he came to wipe his arse, the clinkers caught in his hairy arse rubbed the inside of his butt cheeks and Martin Edwards was peering up at him under the cubicle door.

I have a vision of Swales wearing his shiny suit at the cash & carry loading his Daimler with all manner of value products. The wind blowing his combover so it points to the sky looking like an exclamation mark which appears to reveal his thoughts. A smirk spreading across his face he thinks...

Yeah! Bet they are working on getting 116 charges as we speak

SURELY they must be used to supporters falling asleep at their games it's as natural to them as shagging their sisters

Yeh! We can get Julie Andrews to record it along with the blazing crew singing backing vocals

HMMMM! Kyle's not been shagging his daughter has he?

Ah! but does David Gill have influence here as well?

Still only £70Million less than their carried debt though

You You are Billy Joel and I claim my prize

Oh to be able to use a quote like that

God knows where all these comments stem from, you all need weeding out before we can get to the root of this.

Yeh! You'd think that would make a better story than Phil doing the same to his fish.

They'll be demanding the pitch is moved closer to the dressing rooms next.

One of my favourites