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Well the sheep voted & nodded through everything the board told them to. Key things they approved are…. paying for a TNT subscription despite campaigning against kick offs being moved for tv & saying football should be at 3pm on a Saturday. Massive increase in membership fees Approved selling...

I’m looking forward to tuning in to the splitters online meeting tonight to see them vote through the changes for next season. They’ve already voted to ditch pay what you can afford & dodgy donations on top of season tickets. On tonight’s agenda they’re looking to vote to allow themselves to...

Great news for those bucketeers that splashed out on a bargain super saver early bird ticket for just £99 to listen to robson celebrate 20 years of fc united at the football museum. The bullshitters have decided to create an intimate & more engaging venue for their guests by moving it to Pallet...

As well as the disappointment on the pitch the piss poor crowd of it will hit the bank balance - Last nights gates are split between both teams and the league. The buckateers were letting off flares so they’ll get a fine for that & the Warrington manager who managed the mini scum for 6 years...

Over in the other game Hednesford beat Stockton with 3535 bothering to turn up. That wasn’t a game against local opposition, just a better fanbase

There’s an election coming up, ask them now. Ask them why they scrapped the planning permission requirement for the bucketeers to provide traffic marshals in local roads to prevent parking affecting local residents

Biggest game for years yet only 2180 there

Not just that, they only scraped 1800 there & have picked up 1 point from the last three home games - not great form going into a home play off against their ex manager. Third also means they could have given up home advantage (& cash!) If second place beat 5th in the first leg

Great result for Hyde sees them stay up. Always nice to see the bucketeers bottle it. They’ll finish third. Get at least one extra home game but still bleat on and on about missing matches costing them money

It’s the gift that keeps on giving. The latest from the mini swamp is one of their fans wrote an email to the chairman of their league telling him he should be ashamed of himself and that as he’s created a fire for FC united supporters he needs to stand down…then gets offended when he gets a...

Hed Well the one piece of good news is that after all the cancellations that Stockton have had to put up with the bucketeers had to pay for their bus last time round & the game had been moved to a neutral venue. Moston gets a week off as the bucketeers are having to hire a new ground & miss...

The game was announced as moving to flixton & called off the following day when they bothered looking and realised their pitch was waterlogged as well. They couldn’t organise a piss up in a brewery between them. Meanwhile the buckateers pressure their fans to buy virtual tickets & not ask for...

You’ll be pleased to know as per usual there is a bucket! They’d arranged a friendly against flixton this weekend to make up for a missing match after a team in there league went bust (note this was an extra game not included in season tickets despite all the hand wringing about them missing...

Despite being dry for a week and a half a few hours rain in moston led to the game against Stockton being postponed for the 7th time at quarter to 7. Feel sorry for the poor lads from Stockton that had made the journey down. I for one am shocked those massive pitch covers didn’t work. Could they...

They’ve just announced they’re planning on upping the membership cost from £25 to £60 a year in July. They’re proposing a 140% increase on their membership on the very same day they’ve been saying Profit means nothing if it’s built on squeezing your own fans. Football clubs should serve their...

The usual tone deaf bucketeers are at it again. This time the sanctimonious pricks reminding us all that profit means nothing if it’s built on squeezing your own fans. In other news once you’ve all chipped in to the latest missing matches crowdfunder, or spoke to any board member to offer an...

Match abandoned at the mini swamp again tonight, not a surprise to anyone that saw that area any winter before a football ground was built there. It was the sixth attempt at the game against Stockton. The pitch was a mud bath on Saturday, even a rugby league team would have turned their nose up...

It’s a huge ongoing debate, to change their rules on sponsorship on the shirt 75% of members have to vote to allow it. The board and their little enforcers are trying to push through everything they want by quoting some absolutely bollocks made up figures. They’re a non league irrelevant team...

First only. Spots 2-5 go into play offs a single legged semi then final with the game being played at the highest placed team.

I really wouldn’t worry about the goal. It’s the only good thing that’s happened this week in another bloody awful week at the mini swamp. Honestly as a city fan you might think we’ve had a bad day but just take one look at the going’s on in the last week at their place…. Released the latest...