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Drinking non-alcoholic larger is like going down on your sister.. It may look the same.. it might even taste the same.. ..but it's just wrong.

I have over the course of the evening developed a severe hatred for that clown. I shouldn't have to be subjected to the opinions of that geordie tw@t whilst watching City..or the opinion of anyone who has ever sported a mullet for that matter.

People who refer to the Premier League as the 'EPL'. Muliple light switches.. or more specifically, people in their own house who don't know which switch corresponds to which light.. they rely on trial and error every time they enter a dark room even though they have probably lived there for...

Re: UTTER STUPIDITY OF FANS - YET AGAIN.....CHILL OUT FFS! Couldn't agree more.

It's not particularly new but it might be Stellify by Ian Brown?

He's a different class.. wins everything and doesn't give the oppo's midfield any time on the ball. I had red bin dipper fan last night telling me he was crap and how they have never seen him have a good game. Then out of nowhere everyone else started piping up saying he was useless and all he...

Can anyone help me out with the facts and figures of this passage of conversation please?! Doesn't seem right to me?! Glyn J He wasn't worth the money. Works out 70mill with agent fees and 120k a week. Double rooneys wage. Me Have you been sniffing glue Glyn? Glyn J Nope. The whole tevez...

What's the story behind that?! That guy is an idiot.

Is anyone else watching Barca v Rubin? I need to know the co commentators name...he is an absolute bell end.. i'm pretty close to turning it on mute.

No doubt what i'd have.. Imagine this belting out as the coffin rolls towards the furnace.. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AG4jRmTiQcA Sublime.

I'll give it a go to help out a fellow blue... I am fully expecting it to be a swizz though. Tell me how to use you as a referral and i'll get on it.

Haha! Touché mate..touché.

Haha.. i just remembered another one the ex said.. I was sat watching the box in the front room when she came in from the kitchen in all dazed and confused and said, "I've just had a fromage-frais" I was thinking..so what like? After a couple of minutes of awkward silence it finally dawned...

The one that springs to mind for me was my ex at uni.. Went for a take-away pizza on the way home as you do.. We both put our orders in and when they were ready the fella behind the counter pipes up.. "Do you want the pizza cut up into 6 or 8 slices?" Much to my amusement she replied.. "Oooh 6...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mvAbGbFYAuk "My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius.." Class.

Police have finally admitted they got it wrong in the shooting of Jean Charles de menez. It was his naughty brother dennis they were after.

What do nemanja vidic and katie price have in common? ..they both regret letting that black man come inside them!