‘Sex noises’ during BBC Football broadcast

[dronefromsector7G]

Anyone seen my phone I was setting up the MOTD set last time I had it

I called you last night and all I could hear was Gary Lineker talking in the background

 

[jaiguruKun]

About as funny as AIDS.

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

If that is sex noises i have been doing it all wrong !

You can't make noises like that with your mouth full Kaz :)

 

[Xhavenjoe]

I wondered what the bloody hell that noise was! Ha ha

I was wondering myself what sex noises sound like

 

[give it to gordon]

The only sex noise I get is " what do u fancy for tea tomorrow "

 

[manimanc]

My mate sends me them all the time and I still open them even though I know it’s going to be rum.
Usually I’m on the train.

I got sent one whilst sat in my car waiting to pick my daughter up from school.
Windows down as it was a hot day.
Phone wired up to my bluetooth on the stereo.
LIstening to my music on my phone, text comes through on whatsapp, open it up, cue moans and groans through the speakers.

Flap wasn't the word, i nearly self combusted.
I didn't know whether to turn the volume down or do the windows up, it was just limbs.

 

[Blue Maverick]

I got sent one whilst sat in my car waiting to pick my daughter up from school.
Windows down as it was a hot day.
Phone wired up to my bluetooth on the stereo.
LIstening to my music on my phone, text comes through on whatsapp, open it up, cue moans and groans through the speakers.

Flap wasn't the word, i nearly self combusted.
I didn't know whether to turn the volume down or do the windows up, it was just limbs.

Ha ha all been there especially with kids around had it once at gymnastics when I was watching my daughter, panic stations !

 

[Maintainin]

Anyone seen my phone I was setting up the MOTD set last time I had it

...probably still throbbin away if left on vibrate.

 

[Cellarite]

I got sent one whilst sat in my car waiting to pick my daughter up from school.
Windows down as it was a hot day.
Phone wired up to my bluetooth on the stereo.
LIstening to my music on my phone, text comes through on whatsapp, open it up, cue moans and groans through the speakers.

Flap wasn't the word, i nearly self combusted.
I didn't know whether to turn the volume down or do the windows up, it was just limbs.

Quality. I got the job as the site trainer almost 10 years ago. A bloke I knew sent me an email on my work account. When I opened it, the screen looked like a ZX spectrum loading and it started blaring out "DOWNLOADING PORN! DOWNLOADING PORN!"

I nearly had a seizure trying to get the fucking computer to stop.

 

[Protein Junkie]

One of the fellas that did it is a well-known “Internet prankster” or something

He’s one of those guys that gets in team photographs on the pitch in football and cricket and stuff

Ah so it was John Terry that did it !!