I asked chatgpt to make a chant for Haaland….
Here's a football chant for Erling Haaland:
Verse 1: He's big, he's bold, he's the goal-scoring machine, Erling Haaland, the greatest we've ever seen, He's got the skills, he's got the pace, He'll put the ball in any old place.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 2: He's got the power, he's got the drive, He'll take us to the top, we'll thrive, He's got the talent, he's got the flair, He'll score from anywhere, we swear.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
Verse 3: He's our Norwegian prince, our diamond in the rough, He'll score the goals when the going gets tough, He's the one we've been waiting for, Haaland's the one we all adore.
Chorus: Haaland, Haaland, the striker of our dreams, He'll score the goals, he'll burst the seams, Haaland, Haaland, he's one of a kind, He'll leave the defenders way behind.
I’m not sure it will catch on…