I was fishing on the Wye at Ross. Not really catching much, listening to talk shite on my radio.
Suddenly I heard- "Breaking news!"
Manchester City have been taken over by ADUG who are reputed to be worth around 550 billion pounds"....
I was speechless, couldn't believe what I was hearing..... Rang my mate who was fishing about 100m away .-
"Quick mate come to my peg ASAP"..
"Why, have you caught a big fish mate?"..... No just come here, something on the radio you might like"..... He walked over..... "Just listen to this mate"...... "Fuckin 'ell, get in there!!"
My blue other mate heard the commotion and came over.... Then our 3 rag mates appeared one by one.
We blues were jubilant, and I felt like Charlie Bucket unwrapping a wonka bar to win the last golden ticket!
As the takeover news unfolded to reveal we wasn't on drugs, our raggy mates all looked sick as a dog!
We ripped them in the pub later that evening. And they still look sick as dogs nowadays. They don't seem to rip us blues anymore, shame really.lol.