3 facts about yourself, 2 true, 1 false...

[gazhinio]

1) I drink far too much.

2) I am a compulsive gambler.

3) I have the world's longest penis.

Dear Mr Fetlocks, you have nicked my list!
However, mine are all true...where as your lying about your penis size!

 

[Lavinda Past]

1. I scored a goal against David James
2. I sh*gged two first division footballers wives (on separate occasions) in the 1980's
3. My sister-in-law is a former world top ten tennis player

 

[bobmcfc]

1. I scored a goal against David James
2. I sh*gged two first division footballers wives (on separate occasions) in the 1980's
3. My sister-in-law is a former world top ten tennis player

3 is the lie

 

[BWTAC]

1. I once sang with Sting at a party

2. I hear voices telling me to kill

3. I have never wanked a dog off

 

[Lavinda Past]

1. I scored a goal against David James
2. I sh*gged two first division footballers wives (on separate occasions) in the 1980's
3. My sister-in-law is a former world top ten tennis player

3 is the lie

You're a bit too good at this game alanbob... I get the feeling that you might know me, but I don't know anyone with Chinese blood relatives (except Mrs Blue Sky takeaway)...
:)

 

[Blue Til Death]

1. I hate the rags with a passion
2. The Rags make me puke
3. I hate the rags more than anyone on here by a mile

 

[Lavinda Past]

1. I once wanked a dog off with Sting at a party

2. I hear voices telling me to wank dogs off

3. I have never wanked Sting off

Edited for accuracy... I think they may all be true.

 

[bobmcfc]

1. I scored a goal against David James
2. I sh*gged two first division footballers wives (on separate occasions) in the 1980's
3. My sister-in-law is a former world top ten tennis player

3 is the lie

You're a bit too good at this game alanbob... I get the feeling that you might know me, but I don't know anyone with Chinese blood relatives (except Mrs Blue Sky takeaway)...
:)

I'm not sure I know you unless you live round my way. I do indeed have Chinese family.

 

[Lavinda Past]

3 is the lie

You're a bit too good at this game alanbob... I get the feeling that you might know me, but I don't know anyone with Chinese blood relatives (except Mrs Blue Sky takeaway)...
:)

I'm not sure I know you unless you live round my way. I do indeed have Chinese family.

Nah alanbob; I live near Norwich at the mo (back up North in a few years!), and I doubt we know each other - We just both have Blue blood and share tea anecdotes....

While you're here... Get the kettle on - and order me a number 23 and egg fried rice for my supper ;)

 

[nijinsky's fetlocks]

You're a bit too good at this game alanbob... I get the feeling that you might know me, but I don't know anyone with Chinese blood relatives (except Mrs Blue Sky takeaway)...
:)

I'm not sure I know you unless you live round my way. I do indeed have Chinese family.

Nah alanbob; I live near Norwich at the mo (back up North in a few years!), and I doubt we know each other - We just both have Blue blood and share tea anecdotes....

While you're here... Get the kettle on - and order me a number 23 and egg fried rice for my supper ;)

That's just Wong on so many levels.
Forgetting the ribs and prawn crackers for one thing.